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1. 

   Writer's Robe of Optimism

   Oct 5, 2017, Clothes

   This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
   
   Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
2. 

   Bone Dragon Mount

   Oct 5, 2017, Armor

   Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
3. 

   Acutus

   Oct 5, 2017, Weapons

   The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
   
   (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
4. 

   Robe of the Writer

   Sep 22, 2017, Clothes

   Protects (somehow, magically) the writer from barbs hurled by readers or other authors. (Changes your postbit to green - #96E87A) Must be an Aspiring Writer or LitRPG Author.
5. 

   Boots of the Sneak

   Sep 22, 2017, Clothes

   These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
6. 

   Long Scarf

   Sep 22, 2017, Clothes

   Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
7. 

   Hashi's Chopper

   Sep 22, 2017, Weapons

   This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
8. 

   Armored Duster

   Sep 22, 2017, Armor

   A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
9. 

   Aspiring Writer Badge

   Sep 18, 2017, Items

   This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
10. 

    Cloak of Beauty

    Sep 18, 2017, Armor

    This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
11. 

    A scrap of paper

    Sep 18, 2017, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
12. 

    Armored Duster

    Sep 18, 2017, Armor

    A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
13. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Sep 18, 2017, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
14. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Sep 18, 2017, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
15. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Sep 18, 2017, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
16. 

    Broken Gloves

    Sep 18, 2017, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
17. 

    Torch

    Sep 16, 2017, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
18. 

    Used Typewriter

    Sep 16, 2017, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!