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1. 

   Paradox Online's Fully-Submersive VR Capsule V1.0

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   This gaming capsule is super advanced. You step into it and hook sensors on to your boots and special gloves as well as a mask. These allow the system to monitor your movement through wi-fi technology. But the cool part? When the door closes, you float. Gravity is banished! Has been rated the best gaming capsule to hit the market in the NEXT 100 YEARS. Get one now. Limited Edition. Once gone... a new version will replace it.
   
   All official P.O. Capsules give bonuses when you play the Paradox Online came in the Deep Dark Cave. V1.0 will give a higher stat bonus than all future versions. Once they are gone, they are gone.
   
   +4 to your primary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
   +3 to your secondary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
   +2 to your tertiary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
2. 

   Torch

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
3. 

   Used Typewriter

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
4. 

   Discarded Newspaper

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
5. 

   Acutus

   Oct 11, 2017, Weapons

   The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
   
   (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
6. 

   Eyes of Seeing

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
   
   Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
7. 

   Orb of Scrying into Edda

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
8. 

   Epic Paintbrush

   Oct 11, 2017, Items

   A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
9. 

   Sword of Sands

   Oct 11, 2017, Weapons

   Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
10. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Oct 11, 2017, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
11. 

    Old Mac

    Oct 11, 2017, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
12. 

    Long Scarf

    Oct 11, 2017, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
13. 

    A scrap of paper

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
14. 

    The Force

    Oct 11, 2017, Weapons

    The Force is a Science Fantasy weapon that gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
    
    Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
15. 

    Lightsaber

    Oct 11, 2017, Weapons

    The lightsaber is the Science Fantasy weapon of a Jedi, an elegant weapon of a more civilized age. It can be used to cut through blast doors or enemies alike. Using the Force, a Jedi can predict and deflect incoming blaster bolts, and reflect them.
    
    Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
16. 

    Stormtrooper Suit

    Oct 11, 2017, Armor

    Show your allegiance to the Empire (or infiltrate their ranks with this clever disguise) by donning this protective armor. Comes with full regalia - including signature helmet and blaster.
    
    Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
17. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
18. 

    Mimic on the Beach

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
    
    +3 Stamina
    +5 to Singing Skill
    +2 Libido
    -1 to Speech
19. 

    Beholder Brew

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
20. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
21. 

    Double, double toil and trouble

    Oct 11, 2017, Scrolls

    Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
22. 

    Golden egg

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    Find out what it does!
23. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Oct 11, 2017, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
24. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Oct 11, 2017, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
25. 

    Broken Gloves

    Oct 11, 2017, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
26. 

    Beta Blade

    Aug 9, 2017, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)