Faber Frew
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Faber Frew

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Beta Reader Citizen Aspiring Writer

Run as you like little lamb, I won't be far. Jun 24, 2019

Faber Frew was last seen:
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    Risk of rain, Dungeons of Dredmore, Besiege, NEO scavenger


    "To those in fear, you comfort. To those in pain, you heal. To those that cause these, you fight."

    - Worm: Hemorrhage V.2

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    1. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    2. Dwarven Ax of Choppiness Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Jun 25, 2019, Weapons
      Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
    3. Broken Gloves Broken Gloves

      Broken Gloves

      Jun 25, 2019, Armor
      A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
    4. Dragon's Fire Dragon's Fire

      Dragon's Fire

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
    5. Worn pair of Flyer's goggles. Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

      Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom.
    6. Flask of Kava Flask of Kava

      Flask of Kava

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent.
    7. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      Jun 25, 2019, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    8. Bong Bong


      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
    9. Eyes of Seeing Eyes of Seeing

      Eyes of Seeing

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.

      Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
    10. Orb of Scrying into Edda Orb of Scrying into Edda

      Orb of Scrying into Edda

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
    11. Epic Paintbrush Epic Paintbrush

      Epic Paintbrush

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
    12. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      Jun 25, 2019, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
    13. Diamond Unicorn Horn Diamond Unicorn Horn

      Diamond Unicorn Horn

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."

      Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
    14. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      Jun 25, 2019, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    15. Old Mac Old Mac

      Old Mac

      Jun 25, 2019, Computers
      As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
    16. Robe of the Writer Robe of the Writer

      Robe of the Writer

      Jun 25, 2019, Clothes
      Protects (somehow, magically) the writer from barbs hurled by readers or other authors. (Changes your postbit to green - #96E87A) Must be an Aspiring Writer or LitRPG Author.
    17. Long Scarf Long Scarf

      Long Scarf

      Jun 25, 2019, Clothes
      Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
    18. Lich Bitch Beer Lich Bitch Beer

      Lich Bitch Beer

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.

      +2 to Stamina
      +1 to Singing skill
      Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
    19. Mimic on the Beach Mimic on the Beach

      Mimic on the Beach

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.

      +3 Stamina
      +5 to Singing Skill
      +2 Libido
      -1 to Speech
    20. Beholder Brew Beholder Brew

      Beholder Brew

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.

      1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
      2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
      3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
      4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
      5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
      6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
      7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
      8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
      9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
      10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
    21. Torch Torch


      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
    22. Discarded Newspaper Discarded Newspaper

      Discarded Newspaper

      Jun 25, 2019, Items
      Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
    23. Beta Blade Beta Blade

      Beta Blade

      Jun 25, 2019, Weapons
      The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
    24. Used Typewriter Used Typewriter

      Used Typewriter

      Jun 24, 2019, Items
      This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
    25. Aspiring Writer Badge Aspiring Writer Badge

      Aspiring Writer Badge

      Jun 24, 2019, Items
      This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.