Felicity Weiss
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Felicity Weiss

Musey Muse Muse, Female, from Oregon

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Currently reading: Hero (Level Up ,#2) by Dan Sugralinov Dec 15, 2018 at 8:00 PM

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  • About

    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    March 21
    Zone:
    Oregon
    Currently Playing:
    Hearthstone
    Find me on twitter @doandroidzdream

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    "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!"
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    1. Daggermortis Daggermortis

      Daggermortis

      Jun 5, 2018, Weapons
      Infinite evil in the form of a knife, this unwieldy weapon with a hunger of its own is blessed with the ability to kill all it touches, and then, in turn, cursed to kill you as well.
    2. Daggermortis Daggermortis

      Daggermortis

      Feb 27, 2018, Weapons
      Infinite evil in the form of a knife, this unwieldy weapon with a hunger of its own is blessed with the ability to kill all it touches, and then, in turn, cursed to kill you as well.
    3. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Sep 21, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    4. Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk! Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

      Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

      Sep 3, 2017, Items
      That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.

      Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
    5. Writer's Robe of Optimism Writer's Robe of Optimism

      Writer's Robe of Optimism

      Sep 3, 2017, Clothes
      This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.

      Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
    6. Dwarven Ax of Choppiness Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Sep 3, 2017, Weapons
      Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
    7. Broken Gloves Broken Gloves

      Broken Gloves

      Sep 3, 2017, Armor
      A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
    8. Bone Dragon Mount Bone Dragon Mount

      Bone Dragon Mount

      Jul 1, 2017, Armor
      Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
    9. A scrap of paper A scrap of paper

      A scrap of paper

      Jul 1, 2017, Items
      Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
      Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
    10. Ancient Sword Ancient Sword

      Ancient Sword

      Jun 30, 2017, Weapons
      Gift received from Ian Mitchell
      This relic isn't worth much for battle or anything other than being a safe investment for your well earned or ill-gotten gold. You notice that the buyback price is actually the same as the purchase price. You take out your gold and buy one before they're all gone.
    11. Eyes of Seeing Eyes of Seeing

      Eyes of Seeing

      Jun 28, 2017, Items
      A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.

      Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
    12. Orb of Scrying into Edda Orb of Scrying into Edda

      Orb of Scrying into Edda

      Jun 28, 2017, Items
      A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
    13. Epic Paintbrush Epic Paintbrush

      Epic Paintbrush

      Jun 28, 2017, Items
      A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
    14. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Jun 24, 2017, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    15. Golden egg Golden egg

      Golden egg

      Jun 24, 2017, Items
      Find out what it does!
    16. Book of LitRPG Book of LitRPG

      Book of LitRPG

      Jun 11, 2017, Items
      This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)
    17. Mimic on the Beach Mimic on the Beach

      Mimic on the Beach

      Jun 4, 2017, Items
      A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.

      +3 Stamina
      +5 to Singing Skill
      +2 Libido
      -1 to Speech
    18. Butterfly Tattoo Butterfly Tattoo

      Butterfly Tattoo

      Jun 2, 2017, Items
      In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
      This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
    19. Boots of the Sneak Boots of the Sneak

      Boots of the Sneak

      Jun 2, 2017, Clothes
      These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
    20. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      May 23, 2017, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    21. Blue Metal Mace Blue Metal Mace

      Blue Metal Mace

      May 21, 2017, Weapons
      Rock on, Bill and Ted! Only a few of these rare, magical maces exist, so grab one before they're gone. It will permanently increase you steal chance by 1%.
    22. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      May 21, 2017, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    23. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      May 19, 2017, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.