Hootiehoo
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Hootiehoo

Level 7 (Cutpurse), Male, 32, from Denver, CO

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    Birthday:
    Sep 2, 1987 (Age: 32)
    Zone:
    Denver, CO
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    1. Torch Torch

      Torch

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
    2. Beta Blade Beta Blade

      Beta Blade

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
    3. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    4. Eyes of Seeing Eyes of Seeing

      Eyes of Seeing

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.

      Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
    5. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
    6. Diamond Unicorn Horn Diamond Unicorn Horn

      Diamond Unicorn Horn

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."

      Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
    7. Wizard Hat Wizard Hat

      Wizard Hat

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
    8. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      Feb 16, 2020, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    9. Old Mac Old Mac

      Old Mac

      Feb 16, 2020, Computers
      As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
    10. Butterfly Tattoo Butterfly Tattoo

      Butterfly Tattoo

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
      This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
    11. Long Scarf Long Scarf

      Long Scarf

      Feb 16, 2020, Clothes
      Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
    12. Hashi's Chopper Hashi's Chopper

      Hashi's Chopper

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
    13. A scrap of paper A scrap of paper

      A scrap of paper

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
      Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
    14. Lich Bitch Beer Lich Bitch Beer

      Lich Bitch Beer

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.

      +2 to Stamina
      +1 to Singing skill
      Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
    15. Lich Bitch Beer Lich Bitch Beer

      Lich Bitch Beer

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.

      +2 to Stamina
      +1 to Singing skill
      Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
    16. Mimic on the Beach Mimic on the Beach

      Mimic on the Beach

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.

      +3 Stamina
      +5 to Singing Skill
      +2 Libido
      -1 to Speech
    17. Mimic on the Beach Mimic on the Beach

      Mimic on the Beach

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.

      +3 Stamina
      +5 to Singing Skill
      +2 Libido
      -1 to Speech
    18. Beholder Brew Beholder Brew

      Beholder Brew

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.

      1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
      2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
      3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
      4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
      5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
      6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
      7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
      8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
      9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
      10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
    19. Beholder Brew Beholder Brew

      Beholder Brew

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.

      1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
      2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
      3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
      4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
      5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
      6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
      7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
      8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
      9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
      10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
    20. Broadsword Broadsword

      Broadsword

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
    21. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    22. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    23. Necklace of DrOgan ToUth Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Feb 16, 2020, Armor
      Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
    24. Rubber Kraken Rubber Kraken

      Rubber Kraken

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
    25. Double, double toil and trouble Double, double toil and trouble

      Double, double toil and trouble

      Feb 16, 2020, Scrolls
      Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
    26. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    27. Dwarven Ax of Choppiness Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
    28. Broken Gloves Broken Gloves

      Broken Gloves

      Feb 16, 2020, Armor
      A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
    29. Wolframite Rapier Wolframite Rapier

      Wolframite Rapier

      Feb 16, 2020, Weapons
      Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
    30. Adventurer's Skull Adventurer's Skull

      Adventurer's Skull

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      The skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes!
    31. Dragon's Fire Dragon's Fire

      Dragon's Fire

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
    32. Wyvern Scales Wyvern Scales

      Wyvern Scales

      Feb 16, 2020, Armor
      The shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin.
    33. Obolus Obolus

      Obolus

      Feb 16, 2020, Coins
      A silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.

      1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
    34. Drachma Drachma

      Drachma

      Feb 16, 2020, Coins
      A golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.

      1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
    35. Chalkus Chalkus

      Chalkus

      Feb 16, 2020, Coins
      A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.

      1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
    36. Airmen's Flying Harness Airmen's Flying Harness

      Airmen's Flying Harness

      Feb 16, 2020, Armor
      A set of leather straps around a small ballast crystal that can cause you to float, as long as the ballast crystal has energy. For those that are magi, they can charge the crystal, but it also has controls for those that can't add or remove power on their own. There are slots for containment crystals that can store extra power and a small glove that controls the ballast's power. It also has a tiny spell folded pouch that holds an emergency parachute.
    37. Worn pair of Flyer's goggles. Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

      Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom.
    38. Flask of Kava Flask of Kava

      Flask of Kava

      Feb 16, 2020, Items
      A small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent.
    39. Bong Bong

      Bong

      Feb 9, 2020, Items
      Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.