Hootiehoo
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Forum Posts World Mechanics 1 Not The Land 1 -
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Beta Blade
Feb 16, 2020, WeaponsThe hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.) -
Acutus
Feb 16, 2020, WeaponsThe unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
(Gives xp if you own it long enough.) -
Eyes of Seeing
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book. -
Sword of Sands
Feb 16, 2020, WeaponsFeatured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild. -
Diamond Unicorn Horn
Feb 16, 2020, Items"Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."
Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank) -
Wizard Hat
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsThis generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off. -
AOL 6.0 CD
Feb 16, 2020, SoftwareThe decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong? -
Old Mac
Feb 16, 2020, ComputersAs you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD) -
Butterfly Tattoo
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsIn the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
This will change your postbit to #D67AFB. -
Long Scarf
Feb 16, 2020, ClothesAttached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.) -
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A scrap of paper
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsFour numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum. -
Lich Bitch Beer
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
+2 to Stamina
+1 to Singing skill
Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet. -
Lich Bitch Beer
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
+2 to Stamina
+1 to Singing skill
Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet. -
Mimic on the Beach
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
+3 Stamina
+5 to Singing Skill
+2 Libido
-1 to Speech -
Mimic on the Beach
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
+3 Stamina
+5 to Singing Skill
+2 Libido
-1 to Speech -
Beholder Brew
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school. -
Beholder Brew
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school. -
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Gem of Flirting
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle -
Werewolf fur
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsGreat for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus) -
Necklace of DrOgan ToUth
Feb 16, 2020, ArmorBecause sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown) -
Rubber Kraken
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsDear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea! -
Double, double toil and trouble
Feb 16, 2020, ScrollsBest starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only! -
Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsEnergy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate. -
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Broken Gloves
Feb 16, 2020, ArmorA set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set. -
Wolframite Rapier
Feb 16, 2020, WeaponsCapable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat. -
Adventurer's Skull
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsThe skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes! -
Dragon's Fire
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes. -
Wyvern Scales
Feb 16, 2020, ArmorThe shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin. -
Obolus
Feb 16, 2020, CoinsA silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi -
Drachma
Feb 16, 2020, CoinsA golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi -
Chalkus
Feb 16, 2020, CoinsA copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi -
Airmen's Flying Harness
Feb 16, 2020, ArmorA set of leather straps around a small ballast crystal that can cause you to float, as long as the ballast crystal has energy. For those that are magi, they can charge the crystal, but it also has controls for those that can't add or remove power on their own. There are slots for containment crystals that can store extra power and a small glove that controls the ballast's power. It also has a tiny spell folded pouch that holds an emergency parachute. -
Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom. -
Flask of Kava
Feb 16, 2020, ItemsA small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent. -
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