Nurian
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Nurian

Level 8 (Thug), Male

Beta Reader Citizen Aspiring Writer
Nurian was last seen:
Apr 12, 2019
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Legal drug dealer
    Currently Playing:
    7 Days to Die, WoW, Stonehearth
    30 years in a row winner of Writer's Block Award for Nonexcellence!

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    Give a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
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    1. Wizard Hat Wizard Hat

      Wizard Hat

      May 19, 2018, Items
      This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
    2. Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

      Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

      May 19, 2018, Items
      Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.

      Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
    3. Stat Buff Stat Buff

      Stat Buff

      May 19, 2018, Items
      Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
    4. Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk! Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

      Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

      May 19, 2018, Items
      That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.

      Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
    5. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      May 19, 2018, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    6. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      May 19, 2018, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    7. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      May 17, 2018, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    8. Eyes of Seeing Eyes of Seeing

      Eyes of Seeing

      May 13, 2018, Items
      A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.

      Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
    9. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      May 12, 2018, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
    10. Beta Blade Beta Blade

      Beta Blade

      May 12, 2018, Weapons
      The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
    11. Torch Torch

      Torch

      May 12, 2018, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
    12. Used Typewriter Used Typewriter

      Used Typewriter

      May 12, 2018, Items
      This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
    13. Aspiring Writer Badge Aspiring Writer Badge

      Aspiring Writer Badge

      May 12, 2018, Items
      This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.