SamuelKKauffman

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1. 

   Acutus

   Oct 15, 2018, Weapons

   The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
   
   (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
2. 

   Eyes of Seeing

   Oct 15, 2018, Items

   A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
   
   Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
3. 

   Orb of Scrying into Edda

   Oct 15, 2018, Items

   A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
4. 

   Epic Paintbrush

   Oct 15, 2018, Items

   A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
5. 

   Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

   Oct 15, 2018, Items

   Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.
   
   Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
6. 

   Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

   Oct 15, 2018, Items

   That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.
   
   Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
7. 

   Scroll of Create Forum

   Oct 15, 2018, Scrolls

   This scroll will create a permanent forum inside the Deep Dark Cave forum.
8. 

   Sword of Sands

   Jul 2, 2018, Weapons

   Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
9. 

   Bong

   Jul 2, 2018, Items

   Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
10. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    May 15, 2018, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
11. 

    Torch

    May 15, 2018, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
12. 

    Used Typewriter

    May 15, 2018, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
13. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    May 15, 2018, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
14. 

    20-Sided Die

    May 15, 2018, Items

    This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.