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1. 

   Bong

   Sep 4, 2018, Items

   Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
2. 

   Obolus

   Jun 18, 2018, Coins

   A silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
3. 

   Drachma

   Jun 18, 2018, Coins

   A golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
4. 

   Chalkus

   Jun 18, 2018, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
5. 

   Adventurer's Skull

   Jun 18, 2018, Items

   The skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes!
6. 

   Dragon's Fire

   Jun 18, 2018, Items

   A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
7. 

   Wyvern Scales

   Jun 18, 2018, Armor

   The shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin.
8. 

   Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

   Jun 18, 2018, Items

   Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
   
   Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
9. 

   Werewolf fur

   Jun 18, 2018, Items

   Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
10. 

    Rubber Kraken

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
11. 

    Double, double toil and trouble

    Jun 18, 2018, Scrolls

    Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
12. 

    Golden egg

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    Find out what it does!
13. 

    A scrap of paper

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
14. 

    Long Scarf

    Jun 18, 2018, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
15. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Jun 18, 2018, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
16. 

    Old Mac

    Jun 18, 2018, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
17. 

    Stat Buff

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
18. 

    Diamond Unicorn Horn

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."
    
    Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
19. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
20. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Jun 18, 2018, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
21. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Nov 5, 2017, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
22. 

    Mimic on the Beach

    Nov 5, 2017, Items

    A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
    
    +3 Stamina
    +5 to Singing Skill
    +2 Libido
    -1 to Speech
23. 

    Beholder Brew

    Nov 5, 2017, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
24. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Nov 5, 2017, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
25. 

    Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

    Nov 5, 2017, Armor

    Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
26. 

    Broken Gloves

    Nov 5, 2017, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
27. 

    Wolframite Rapier

    Nov 5, 2017, Weapons

    Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
28. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Nov 1, 2017, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
29. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Oct 29, 2017, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
30. 

    Beta Blade

    Oct 29, 2017, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
31. 

    Sword of Sands

    Oct 29, 2017, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
32. 

    Writer's Robe of Optimism

    Oct 29, 2017, Clothes

    This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
    
    Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
33. 

    Acutus

    Oct 29, 2017, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
34. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Oct 29, 2017, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
35. 

    Torch

    Oct 28, 2017, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
36. 

    Used Typewriter

    Oct 28, 2017, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
37. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    Oct 28, 2017, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.