Because sometimes you just need to ask, where do I put this?

Well, I think I've found an interesting new cookbook to read.

 

Did you know, the post-apocalyptic pen and paper game Aftermath gave the average food value for different critters...including people.

 

The final recipe is impossible to complete, as you have to cook and eat yourself.

 

LMAO NOT impossible. After a point yes.. but you could easily eat your own legs for example. Still if it gets to that point i would just open up a vein and be done with it.

 

There's a bunch of people who've cut off their own arms or performed other surgeries on themselves. Usually appendectomies but there's one dude who cut out a kidney stone from his bladder back before the printing press was even a thing, and one lady who did a c-section on herself. I think someone also did a self-mastectomy once too, but don't quote me on that.

 

Yeah, I remember that one, it was a scientist who was at one of those arctic research stations. It's amazing what you can do when it's a matter of life and death like that.

There was also that Stephen King short story about a shipwrecked doctor who has to auto-cannibalize to survive. *shudder*

 

I can't even imagine the balls it would take to cut a kidney stone out of the bladder.

 

Dude I nearly pass out trying to remove a splinter.

 

MMMMkkkk................................... I guess its true everyone has different levels of pain tolerance..

Worst pain.. 6 months with a bad tooth..
Second worst pain.. Burned both my hands dicking around with a model rocket engine.. 1/2/3 degree burns.. Had both hands wrapped up for 2 weeks while in JR high.. Yea..The teasing and shit was epic.
Even better emotional pain....Not being able to wipe my own ass while i had those bandages on....Still shudder just thinking about it.

Advice..IF you have male kids. That episode were they start becoming little pyromaniacs..Stomp on it hard lol
(Grew up on a ranch..So yea..Could get away with all kinds of shit back in the day) Dynamite stump removal anyone? Oh the fun times..

 

I actually put up with a lot of chronic pain. I'm just really squeamish.

 

wtf did i just watch?

 

it looked more like Russian guy trying to get into the pants of hot russian girl without a bra on. WTF was up with the pimp robe he had on lol

 

Because Russia.

 

D :

 

Also, start writing your book. You have been given a quest!

 

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I'm not an author, I'm just the crazy hermit on the hill that people go to for advice and/or ideas!