Yeah but bloody trolls!.......come on, don't give me that! On their bestist day, trolls couldn't tell a vegetable from the isle of Capri! And don't try and tell me that they can identify them by colour..........the big bastids are completely colourblind and colour deaf and dumb as well. You know as well as I do that the Trolls Guide to a Balanced Diet has only two entries one on meat and the other on rocks and the only time the eat anything veggie is if they snarf a cow with a full stomach! SHEEEESH?!
Now now, they do have a language. Remember, translating some Trollish: The Troll word for Elf (Poufda) literally means - Vegetable The Troll word for Dwarf ( Ankl Bites) literally means - Rock The Troll word for Human ( Sha Dup) means - loud food The Troll word for halfling (Nummy) means - snack Except for Neko Trolls, who call them Nom Nom...Which leads to the Trollish sentence "I cn haz nom nom"
Ok I can see that and appreciate that to a troll an elf could be seen as a veg which only goes to prove my point that troll have fewer IQ points than they have toes (2 on each foot)........but you are not a troll, so why bring them up in the first place. And now you've got Felicity getting huffy with me!!!
Old habits. When I was younger I was in the Dark Overlord 4-H club. Troll wrangling was one of the events for the yearly Minion Rodeo.
Stack me!! You wus a troll wrangler wus yuh. Man them boyz wus tall, I mean lean, mean, muscles like whipcords, boy wus they tough! Their spit could knock a feller over a six foot fence and tall, did I say they wus tall. Eight maybe nine foot and some of 'em even longer, had to be to get the leverage to overturn them troll bastids. Sheesh man, why didn't you say you'd been a damn troll wrangler.... I mean respect!!
