I cast Black Tentacles...what do you do?

I cast illusion and create a seven foot vagina, and then escape while everyone's favorite hentai scene unfolds.

 

If I rolled a 1, well I hope someone is a doctor, because I am pretty sure my butt needs stitches...

 

Evard's Black tentacles, really hated it when they took the iconic names away from spells. Bigby's hands, Melf's acid arrow, Mordenkainen's Disjunction, etc.

James took my first action, but lets make it more realistic to the theme shall we. Summon a Succubus to the mercy of the tentacles, mwhahahaha.

Seriously though I would probably just Counter spell you.

 

I add salt

 

Pour a glass of wine and play some classical music.

 

Invite a few anime girls over for a photo shoot.

 

I'm wearing a Ring of Freedom of Movement, so I ignore your tentacles and then kick you in the ankle for casting it at me.

 

Black tentacle lives matter, people!

 

I throw a waffle at it.

 

this thread .....had me laughing my ass off

 

Put it to do my work for me... so I can have time to write.

 

I put the lotion in the basket.....

 

edit.. god this photo is creepy as hell..