The World's Best GoFundMe Involves Poop, Firemen, and a Tinder Date Gone Horribly Wrong

Paul Bellow · Sep 5, 2017

That’s the unnamed Tinder date wedged behind the window, by the way. And honestly, it’s best to let Liam’s description of the events explain how she got there. Again, it starts with a Tinder date. As Liam writes on GoFundMe:

After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary. [sic]

About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me.

“I went for a poo in your toilet”, she told me “and it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked”, she continued “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window”.

We’ve all done that, right!? Okay, maybe not everybody’s scooped a turd out of a toilet and thrown it out the window to avoid embarrassing ourselves on a date. But we’ve all thought about it.

The problem, Liam explains, is that his bathroom window doesn’t actually lead to the outside. It’s just an empty shaft that goes nowhere. As Liam went to get a hammer to break the window, so that they could retrieve the bag of human shit, his date tried her own method:

Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out
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The World's Best GoFundMe Involves Poop, Firemen, and a Tinder Date Gone Horribly Wrong

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