But it would be the most glittering meteorite hit in history. It would look like Thor threw a disco ball instead of a hammer.
Einstein: “God does not play dice.” New Zealand: “Hold my beer.” Alternately, roll 1d100 to save vs death from above. Edit: I didn’t spot this as a NZ thing when I read the quote earlier and just automatically attributed purposefully putting unguided space junk in orbit to the US. My bad, fixed.