129865 0' Began the quest to destroy Morgoth. 129865 50' Reached level 2 129865 50' Reached level 3 129865 100' Killed Fang, Farmer Maggot's dog 129865 100' Reached level 4 129865 100' Reached level 5 129865 100' Killed Grip, Farmer Maggot's dog 129865 100' Reached level 6 129865 150' Reached level 7 129865 200' Reached level 8 129865 250' Reached level 9 129865 250' Reached level 10 129865 250' Reached level 11 129865 250' Reached level 12 129865 250' Reached level 13 129865 300' Reached level 14 129865 650' Reached level 15 129865 650' Killed Mughash the Kobold Lord 129865 650' Reached level 16 129865 650' Killed Ufthak of Cirith Ungol 129865 650' Reached level 17 129865 700' Killed Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman 129865 700' Reached level 18 129865 700' Killed Boldor, King of the Yeeks 129865 700' Killed Orfax, Son of Boldor 129865 750' Reached level 19 129865 750' Killed Lagduf, the Snaga 129865 750' Found the Rapier of Mardor (LOST) 129865 850' Reached level 20 129865 850' Killed Shagrat, the Orc Captain 129865 900' Found the Long Sword of Earsil (LOST) 129865 900' Reached level 21 129865 900' Killed Bullroarer the Hobbit 129865 950' Reached level 22 129865 1000' Killed Sméagol 129865 1000' Reached level 23 129865 1000' Killed Nár, the Dwarf 129865 1050' Killed Grishnákh, the Hill Orc 129865 1050' Killed Brodda, the Easterling 129865 1050' Reached level 24 129865 1100' Killed Ulfast, Son of Ulfang 129865 1100' Killed Bolg, Son of Azog 129865 1100' Reached level 25 129865 1150' Killed Gorbag, the Orc Captain 129865 1250' Reached level 26 129865 1350' Killed Ulfang the Black 129865 1350' Killed Ulwarth, Son of Ulfang 129865 1350' Killed Khîm, Son of Mîm 129865 1350' Reached level 27 129865 1400' Killed Uldor the Accursed 129865 1450' Killed Mîm, Betrayer of Turin 129865 1450' Killed Ibun, Son of Mîm 129865 1450' Killed Azog, King of the Uruk-Hai 129865 1450' Reached level 28 129865 1550' Killed Sangahyando of Umbar 129865 1550' Killed Angamaitë of Umbar 129865 1650' Reached level 29 129865 1650' -- Note: r 129865 1650' Killed Beorn, the Shape-Changer 129865 1700' Killed Lokkak, the Ogre Chieftain 129865 1750' Found the Flail of Marnos (LOST) 129865 1750' Reached level 30 129865 1800' Killed Draebor, the Imp 129865 1800' Found the Bastard Sword of Neilwe (LOST) 129865 1850' Found the Halberd 'Ulimlath' (LOST) 129865 1950' Killed Tom the Stone Troll 129865 1950' Killed Bill the Stone Troll 129865 1950' Killed Bert the Stone Troll 129865 1950' Found the Set of Alchemist's Gloves of Quendilwe (LOST) 129865 1950' Reached level 31 129865 1950' Found the Bastard Sword of Aewennor (LOST) 129865 2050' Killed Lorgan, Chief of the Easterlings 129865 2050' Reached level 32 129865 2050' Found the Ball-and-Chain 'Silwe' (LOST) 129865 2150' Reached level 33 129865 2150' Reached level 33 129865 2200' Reached level 34 129865 2250' Killed Adunaphel the Quiet 129865 2250' Found the Dagger of Gatauglor (LOST) 129865 2300' Found the Phial of Augron (LOST) 129865 2450' Killed Kavlax the Many-Headed 129865 2500' Killed Waldern, King of Water 129865 2500' Reached level 35 129865 2600' Killed Akhorahil the Blind 129865 2600' Found the Mace of Barosse (LOST) 129865 2650' Killed Rogrog the Black Troll 129865 2650' Reached level 35 129865 2650' Reached level 35 129865 2650' Found the Jewel Encrusted Crown 'Echeldar' (LOST) 129865 2700' Found the Main Gauche 'Baranol' (LOST) 129865 2700' Found the Scimitar 'Galen' (LOST) 129865 2700' Found the Set of Gauntlets of Hyavas (LOST) 129865 2700' Found the Set of Gauntlets of Monwe (LOST) 129865 2700' Killed Uglúk, the Uruk 129865 2700' Reached level 36 129865 2700' Found the Leather Shield of Rethadana (LOST) 129865 2700' Found the Glaive of Helen (LOST) 129865 2700' Killed Lugdush, the Uruk 129865 2700' Found the Dagger of Galion (LOST) 129865 2700' Killed The Balrog of Moria 129865 2700' Found the Light Crossbow of Denennar (LOST) 129865 2700' Killed Uvatha the Horseman 129865 2700' Found the Set of Gauntlets of Doril 129865 2800' Reached level 37 129865 2850' Killed Itangast the Fire Drake 129865 2900' Killed Castamir the Usurper 129865 2950' Reached level 38 129865 2950' Killed Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw 129865 2950' Found the Lance of Findost (LOST) 129865 2950' Found the Halberd of Mariondor (LOST) 129865 3000' Killed Medusa, the Gorgon 129865 3000' Killed Ren the Unclean 129865 3000' Found the Leather Shield 'Menyata' 129865 3000' Reached level 39 129865 3150' Found the Pair of Steel Shod Boots of Inwenwen (LOST) 129865 3300' Killed Ariel, Queen of Air 129865 3350' Reached level 42 129865 3400' Killed Baphomet the Minotaur Lord 129865 3450' Killed The Queen Ant 129865 3450' Found the Pike 'Andirim' (LOST) 129865 3450' Killed Saruman of Many Colours 129865 3500' Killed Quaker, Master of Earth 129865 3500' Killed The Cat Lord 129865 3500' Killed Vargo, Tyrant of Fire 129865 3550' Reached level 43 129865 3550' Found the Great Hammer 'Belurgon' (LOST) 129865 3550' Killed Khamûl, the Black Easterling 129865 3600' Killed Hoarmurath of Dir 129865 3600' Found the Palantír of Olvalireb 129865 3600' Found the Light Crossbow of Thodhor (LOST) 129865 3600' Reached level 44 130738 3650' Reached level 44 131650 3700' Killed Ossë, Herald of Ulmo 131668 3700' Found the Maul of Lathrima (LOST) 132452 3700' Reached level 45 132716 3700' Found the Long Sword 'Estol' (LOST) 132969 3700' Reached level 45 133820 3700' Killed Polyphemus, the Blind Cyclops 134512 3700' Killed Maeglin, the Traitor of Gondolin 134640 3700' Killed Atlas, the Titan 134899 3700' Found the Long Sword 'Mennar' (LOST) 136257 3750' Killed Thuringwethil, the Vampire Messenger 136933 3800' Killed Ji Indur Dawndeath 137061 3800' Killed Ungoliant, the Unlight 137061 3800' Reached level 46 137251 3800' Found the Heavy Crossbow of Elegor 137255 3800' Found the Long Sword 'Avaras' (LOST) 137495 3800' Found the Broad Axe of Animlas 139985 3900' Found the Awl-Pike of Andanwe (LOST) 141320 3900' Reached level 47 142133 3950' Killed Radagast the Brown 143361 3950' Killed Arien, Maia of the Sun 143365 3950' Found the Metal Brigandine Armour of Amramar 143728 3950' Killed Lungorthin, the Balrog of White Fire 143753 3950' Found the Mithril Plate Mail of Regor (LOST) 144826 3950' Killed Gothmog, the High Captain of Balrogs 144859 3950' Reached level 48 144885 3950' Reached level 48 145227 3950' Found the Lead-Filled Mace 'Ardos' (LOST) 145598 3950' Killed Pazuzu, Lord of Air 146079 3950' Killed Tselakus, the Dreadlord 146835 3950' Killed Feagwath, the Undead Sorcerer 146839 3950' Found the Cloak of Avalin (LOST) 148319 4000' Killed Huan, Wolfhound of the Valar 148319 4000' Reached level 49 148597 4000' Found the Ring of Power of Belmeth 148696 4000' Killed The Phoenix 148706 4000' Reached level 49 148744 4000' Found the Elfstone of Anteleb (LOST) 148982 4000' Found the Mithril Plate Mail 'Guildol' (LOST) 149826 4000' Killed The Mouth of Sauron 151170 4000' Found the Short Bow 'Curandrin' (LOST) 151328 4000' Found the Set of Caestus of Radiona (LOST) 151861 4050' Killed Shelob, Spider of Darkness 152586 4150' Reached level 50 153375 4450' Found the Long Bow 'Valamar' (LOST) 153595 4450' Killed Draugluin, Sire of All Werewolves 154607 4500' Found the Katana 'Mornorn' (LOST) 154764 4500' Found the Spear of Mirie (LOST) 155097 4500' Killed Omarax, the Eye Tyrant 155097 4500' Reached level 50 156374 4850' Killed The Tarrasque 157004 4900' Killed Carcharoth, the Jaws of Thirst 157152 4900' Found the Ring 'Gilwen' (LOST) 157297 4900' Found the Pendant 'Raglarani' (LOST) 157329 4900' Found the Halberd of Elrosse (LOST) 158498 4950' Killed The Lernaean Hydra 158546 4950' Killed The Witch-King of Angmar 159097 4950' Killed Kronos, Lord of the Titans 159771 4950' Killed Sauron, the Sorcerer 160979 5000' Killed Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief 161099 5000' Killed Morgoth, Lord of Darkness 161101 5000' Found the Mighty Hammer 'Grond' 161105 5000' Found the Massive Iron Crown of Morgoth 161117 5000' Found the Metal Brigandine Armour 'Carsirim' (LOST) 161136 5000' Found the Pair of Leather Boots of Ossear (LOST) 161242 5000' Killed Ancalagon the Black 161253 5000' Found the Ring of Power of Telend (LOST) 161453 5000' Found the Broad Axe of Andair (LOST) 163133 5000' Killed Cantoras, the Skeletal Lord 163135 5000' Reached level 50 163532 5000' Killed Qlzqqlzuup, the Emperor Quylthulg 163558 5000' Found the Zweihander of Nireruil (LOST) 166349 5550' Found the Set of Gauntlets 'Naren' (LOST) 167337 5700' Found the Mithril Shield of Cirth (LOST) 169665 6350' Found the Necklace 'Morien' (LOST) 169865 6350' Killed Gorlim, Betrayer of Barahir 171013 6350' Found the Broad Sword of Norod (LOST) 173496 6350' Found the Pair of Mithril Shod Boots of Lormon (LOST) 173501 6350' Found the Ring of Power of Power (The One Ring) 174928 6350' Found the Golden Crown of Garaure (LOST) 175017 6350' Found the Gold Dragon Scale Mail 'Oladhele' (LOST) 176846 6350' Killed Glaurung, Father of the Dragons 176848 6350' Found the Set of Gauntlets 'Dilin' (LOST) 177787 6350' Killed Vecna, the Emperor Lich 178657 0' Killed Farmer Maggot lol h/t to @CheshirePhoenix re: https://lparchive.org/Angband/Update 62/
Ha, yeah. I really like the humorous LPs - the folks there on SA are pretty funny. If you want some real hilarity, check out The Dark Id's LPs of the Drakengard franchise. Start here: https://lparchive.org/Drakengard/
Farmer Maggot's dogs? I know they were territorial, but did they really need to die? The alt-LoTR part was funny, though.
Im so inspired by this im going to write my own lvl 0 killed ultra potato of doom by eating it something that nooones ever done before because of death gets ULTRA SUPER SUPREME SWORD OF DOOOM AND DESTENY lvl2 lvl3 lvl4 lvl5 lvl6 lvl7 lvl8 lvl9 lvl10 killed the devil a monster 1000 levels higher then MC by useing something never done before +890lvls + super death sword gains 10lvls kills god useing nuke +christian deity killer +10^10^10lvls and + 10^10^10% dmg +armor of gods and demons +1 million followers +immortality lvl 10^10^11 kills everyone +infinite power +power overwhelming +stuff +super god powers +marty/mary sue kills everything +infinity +logic +everything +potatos +mathskills +reality check uses math skills and reality check realises that actualy this was all a dream and hes a lvl0 human on the earth uses reality check again realises he could never have done any of that because hes not even that smart PS. Got a little satyrical at the end ok well it started that way it got a little angry at the end
