Alara Branwen

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1. 

   Lich Bitch Beer

   Aug 2, 2017, Items

   A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
   
   +2 to Stamina
   +1 to Singing skill
   Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
2. 

   Mimic on the Beach

   Aug 2, 2017, Items

   A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
   
   +3 Stamina
   +5 to Singing Skill
   +2 Libido
   -1 to Speech
3. 

   Beholder Brew

   Aug 2, 2017, Items

   A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
   
   1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
   2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
   3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
   4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
   5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
   6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
   7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
   8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
   9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
   10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
4. 

   AOL 6.0 CD

   Jul 30, 2017, Software

   The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
5. 

   Old Mac

   Jul 30, 2017, Computers

   As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
6. 

   Used Typewriter

   Jul 26, 2017, Items

   This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
7. 

   Aspiring Writer Badge

   Jul 26, 2017, Items

   This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
8. 

   Wizard Hat

   Jul 23, 2017, Items

   This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
9. 

   Sword of Sands

   Jul 23, 2017, Weapons

   Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
10. 

    Torch

    Jul 23, 2017, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!