Andrew Lynas

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1. 

   Hidden Safe

   Oct 4, 2020, Items

   A place to store one's ill-gotten gains. It does exact a 10% fee for using it. Using it to raid Hashi's bank will make him cranky.
2. 

   Orb of Scrying into Edda

   Oct 4, 2020, Items

   A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
3. 

   Ranger's Retreat

   Aug 9, 2020, Items

   Made from sturdy wood cultivated from ironwood trees, and nestled deep within the Druidwood, this Ranger's cabin comes completely furnished—including fine owlbear skin rugs, a library of leatherbound books, and an angel-feather down bed. Let the trickling of a nearby stream and the soft cries of nature put you at ease, as you write your masterpiece in solitude.
4. 

   Chalkus

   Jul 18, 2020, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
5. 

   Chalkus

   Jul 18, 2020, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
6. 

   Chalkus

   Jul 18, 2020, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
7. 

   Chalkus

   Jul 18, 2020, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
8. 

   Chalkus

   Jul 18, 2020, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
9. 

   Chalkus

   Jul 18, 2020, Coins

   A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
   
   1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
10. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
11. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
12. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
13. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
14. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
15. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
16. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
17. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
18. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
19. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
20. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
21. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
22. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
23. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
24. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
25. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
26. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
27. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
28. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
29. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
30. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
31. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
32. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
33. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
34. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
35. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
36. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
37. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
38. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
39. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
40. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
41. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
42. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
43. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
44. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
45. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
46. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
47. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
48. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
49. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
50. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
51. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
52. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
53. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
54. 

    Chalkus

    Jul 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
55. 

    Daggermortis

    Jun 19, 2020, Weapons

    Infinite evil in the form of a knife, this unwieldy weapon with a hunger of its own is blessed with the ability to kill all it touches, and then, in turn, cursed to kill you as well.
56. 

    Rúyì Jīngū Bàng

    Jun 18, 2020, Weapons

    Every handsome person needs a 17,550 pound pole of power!
57. 

    Another Dagger of LitRPG

    Jun 14, 2020, Weapons

    Rooting around in a secret room, Paul Bellow came across a chest with another two dozen of the rare Daggers of LitRPG given away at the start of the forum. Being a savvy gamemaster, he's throwing them on the market for a tidy profit.
58. 

    Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

    Jun 14, 2020, Items

    Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.
    
    Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
59. 

    Bone Dragon Mount

    Jun 14, 2020, Armor

    Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
60. 

    mkdir rootkit

    Jun 14, 2020, Software

    This slick and anonymous code will allow you to create your own sub-forum in The Metaverse.
61. 

    Ancient Sword

    Jun 14, 2020, Weapons

    This relic isn't worth much for battle or anything other than being a safe investment for your well earned or ill-gotten gold. You notice that the buyback price is actually the same as the purchase price. You take out your gold and buy one before they're all gone.
62. 

    Monkey Tail

    Jun 14, 2020, Items

    For travelers from Planet Fajita or Handsome Primate Kings
63. 

    Golden egg

    Feb 11, 2020, Items

    Find out what it does!
64. 

    Bong

    Feb 10, 2020, Items

    Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
65. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Feb 10, 2020, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
66. 

    Writer's Robe of Optimism

    Feb 10, 2020, Clothes

    This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
    
    Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
67. 

    Boots of the Sneak

    Feb 10, 2020, Clothes

    These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
68. 

    A scrap of paper

    Feb 10, 2020, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
69. 

    Werewolf fur

    Feb 10, 2020, Items

    Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
70. 

    Rubber Kraken

    Feb 10, 2020, Items

    Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
71. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Feb 10, 2020, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
72. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Feb 9, 2020, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
73. 

    Mimic on the Beach

    Feb 9, 2020, Items

    A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
    
    +3 Stamina
    +5 to Singing Skill
    +2 Libido
    -1 to Speech
74. 

    Beholder Brew

    Feb 9, 2020, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
75. 

    Stat Buff

    Feb 9, 2020, Items

    Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
76. 

    Used Typewriter

    Feb 9, 2020, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
77. 

    Torch

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
78. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
79. 

    Beta Blade

    Feb 6, 2020, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
80. 

    Acutus

    Feb 6, 2020, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
81. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
82. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Feb 6, 2020, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
83. 

    Old Mac

    Feb 6, 2020, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
84. 

    Butterfly Tattoo

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
    This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
85. 

    Long Scarf

    Feb 6, 2020, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
86. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
87. 

    Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

    Feb 6, 2020, Armor

    Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
88. 

    Double, double toil and trouble

    Feb 6, 2020, Scrolls

    Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
89. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Feb 6, 2020, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
90. 

    Broken Gloves

    Feb 6, 2020, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
91. 

    Wolframite Rapier

    Feb 6, 2020, Weapons

    Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
92. 

    Adventurer's Skull

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    The skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes!
93. 

    Dragon's Fire

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
94. 

    Wyvern Scales

    Feb 6, 2020, Armor

    The shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin.
95. 

    Obolus

    Feb 6, 2020, Coins

    A silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
96. 

    Drachma

    Feb 6, 2020, Coins

    A golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
97. 

    Chalkus

    Feb 6, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
98. 

    Airmen's Flying Harness

    Feb 6, 2020, Armor

    A set of leather straps around a small ballast crystal that can cause you to float, as long as the ballast crystal has energy. For those that are magi, they can charge the crystal, but it also has controls for those that can't add or remove power on their own. There are slots for containment crystals that can store extra power and a small glove that controls the ballast's power. It also has a tiny spell folded pouch that holds an emergency parachute.
99. 

    Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

    Feb 6, 2020, Items

    A used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom.
100. 

     Flask of Kava

     Feb 6, 2020, Items

     A small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent.
101. 

     Sword of Sands

     Feb 6, 2020, Weapons

     Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
102. 

     Wizard Hat

     Feb 6, 2020, Items

     This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
103. 

     Cloak of Beauty

     Feb 6, 2020, Armor

     This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)