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    1. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Oct 7, 2017, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    2. Broken Gloves Broken Gloves

      Broken Gloves

      Sep 8, 2017, Armor
      A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
    3. Paradox Online's Fully-Submersive VR Capsule V1.0 Paradox Online's Fully-Submersive VR Capsule V1.0

      Paradox Online's Fully-Submersive VR Capsule V1.0

      Aug 3, 2017, Items
      This gaming capsule is super advanced. You step into it and hook sensors on to your boots and special gloves as well as a mask. These allow the system to monitor your movement through wi-fi technology. But the cool part? When the door closes, you float. Gravity is banished! Has been rated the best gaming capsule to hit the market in the NEXT 100 YEARS. Get one now. Limited Edition. Once gone... a new version will replace it.

      All official P.O. Capsules give bonuses when you play the Paradox Online came in the Deep Dark Cave. V1.0 will give a higher stat bonus than all future versions. Once they are gone, they are gone.

      +4 to your primary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
      +3 to your secondary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
      +2 to your tertiary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
    4. Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

      Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

      Aug 1, 2017, Items
      Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.

      Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
    5. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      Jul 30, 2017, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    6. Old Mac Old Mac

      Old Mac

      Jul 30, 2017, Computers
      As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
    7. Dwarven Ax of Choppiness Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Jul 26, 2017, Weapons
      Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
    8. Hashi's Chopper Hashi's Chopper

      Hashi's Chopper

      Jul 25, 2017, Weapons
      This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
    9. A scrap of paper A scrap of paper

      A scrap of paper

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
      Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
    10. Writer's Robe of Optimism Writer's Robe of Optimism

      Writer's Robe of Optimism

      Jul 25, 2017, Clothes
      This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.

      Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
    11. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    12. Broadsword Broadsword

      Broadsword

      Jul 25, 2017, Weapons
      This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
    13. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    14. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    15. Necklace of DrOgan ToUth Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Jul 25, 2017, Armor
      Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
    16. Rubber Kraken Rubber Kraken

      Rubber Kraken

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
    17. Double, double toil and trouble Double, double toil and trouble

      Double, double toil and trouble

      Jul 25, 2017, Scrolls
      Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
    18. Lich Bitch Beer Lich Bitch Beer

      Lich Bitch Beer

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.

      +2 to Stamina
      +1 to Singing skill
      Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
    19. Mimic on the Beach Mimic on the Beach

      Mimic on the Beach

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.

      +3 Stamina
      +5 to Singing Skill
      +2 Libido
      -1 to Speech
    20. Beholder Brew Beholder Brew

      Beholder Brew

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.

      1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
      2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
      3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
      4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
      5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
      6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
      7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
      8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
      9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
      10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
    21. Butterfly Tattoo Butterfly Tattoo

      Butterfly Tattoo

      Jul 25, 2017, Items
      In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
      This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
    22. Armored Duster Armored Duster

      Armored Duster

      Jul 25, 2017, Armor
      A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
    23. Stat Buff Stat Buff

      Stat Buff

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
    24. Bong Bong

      Bong

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
    25. Used Typewriter Used Typewriter

      Used Typewriter

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
    26. 20-Sided Die 20-Sided Die

      20-Sided Die

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.
    27. Discarded Newspaper Discarded Newspaper

      Discarded Newspaper

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
    28. Wizard Hat Wizard Hat

      Wizard Hat

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
    29. The Force The Force

      The Force

      Jul 24, 2017, Weapons
      The Force is a Science Fantasy weapon that gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. - Obi-Wan Kenobi

      Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
    30. Lightsaber Lightsaber

      Lightsaber

      Jul 24, 2017, Weapons
      The lightsaber is the Science Fantasy weapon of a Jedi, an elegant weapon of a more civilized age. It can be used to cut through blast doors or enemies alike. Using the Force, a Jedi can predict and deflect incoming blaster bolts, and reflect them.

      Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
    31. Stormtrooper Suit Stormtrooper Suit

      Stormtrooper Suit

      Jul 24, 2017, Armor
      Show your allegiance to the Empire (or infiltrate their ranks with this clever disguise) by donning this protective armor. Comes with full regalia - including signature helmet and blaster.

      Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
    32. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      Jul 24, 2017, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    33. Eyes of Seeing Eyes of Seeing

      Eyes of Seeing

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.

      Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
    34. Orb of Scrying into Edda Orb of Scrying into Edda

      Orb of Scrying into Edda

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
    35. Epic Paintbrush Epic Paintbrush

      Epic Paintbrush

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
    36. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      Jul 24, 2017, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
    37. Long Scarf Long Scarf

      Long Scarf

      Jul 24, 2017, Clothes
      Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
    38. Torch Torch

      Torch

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
    39. Aspiring Writer Badge Aspiring Writer Badge

      Aspiring Writer Badge

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
    40. Book of LitRPG Book of LitRPG

      Book of LitRPG

      Jul 24, 2017, Items
      This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)
    41. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      Jul 24, 2017, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    42. Boots of the Sneak Boots of the Sneak

      Boots of the Sneak

      Jul 24, 2017, Clothes
      These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.