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If I gave my heart to you
Then I'd have none
And you'd have two

1. 

   Beholder Brew

   Aug 13, 2017, Items

   A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
   
   1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
   2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
   3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
   4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
   5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
   6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
   7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
   8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
   9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
   10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
2. 

   Gem of Flirting

   Aug 13, 2017, Items

   A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
3. 

   Werewolf fur

   Aug 13, 2017, Items

   Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
4. 

   Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

   Aug 13, 2017, Armor

   Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
5. 

   Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

   Aug 13, 2017, Armor

   Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
6. 

   Rubber Kraken

   Aug 13, 2017, Items

   Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
7. 

   Double, double toil and trouble

   Aug 13, 2017, Scrolls

   Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
8. 

   Golden egg

   Aug 13, 2017, Items

   Find out what it does!
9. 

   Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

   Aug 13, 2017, Items

   Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
   
   Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
10. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Aug 13, 2017, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
11. 

    Boots of the Sneak

    Aug 10, 2017, Clothes

    These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
12. 

    Armored Duster

    Aug 10, 2017, Armor

    A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
13. 

    The Force

    Aug 10, 2017, Weapons

    The Force is a Science Fantasy weapon that gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
    
    Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
14. 

    Lightsaber

    Aug 10, 2017, Weapons

    The lightsaber is the Science Fantasy weapon of a Jedi, an elegant weapon of a more civilized age. It can be used to cut through blast doors or enemies alike. Using the Force, a Jedi can predict and deflect incoming blaster bolts, and reflect them.
    
    Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
15. 

    Stormtrooper Suit

    Aug 10, 2017, Armor

    Show your allegiance to the Empire (or infiltrate their ranks with this clever disguise) by donning this protective armor. Comes with full regalia - including signature helmet and blaster.
    
    Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
16. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
17. 

    Mimic on the Beach

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
    
    +3 Stamina
    +5 to Singing Skill
    +2 Libido
    -1 to Speech
18. 

    Beholder Brew

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
19. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
20. 

    Werewolf fur

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
21. 

    Rubber Kraken

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
22. 

    Golden egg

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    Find out what it does!
23. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Aug 10, 2017, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
24. 

    20-Sided Die

    Jul 23, 2017, Items

    This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.
25. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Jul 23, 2017, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
26. 

    Acutus

    Jul 16, 2017, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
27. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Jul 16, 2017, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
28. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Jul 16, 2017, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
29. 

    Quill of Naming

    Jul 16, 2017, Items

    A magical quill and ink set. As you touch it to parchment, the quill stirs in your hand and you are struck with inspiration. You can bring a character to life.
    
    [Buying the quill opens a box for you to name a character in Conor Kostick's current work-in-progress: fantasy names are more likely to work for major characters].
30. 

    Golden egg

    Jul 9, 2017, Items

    Find out what it does!
31. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Jul 9, 2017, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
32. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Jul 9, 2017, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
33. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Jul 9, 2017, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
34. 

    Acutus

    Jul 7, 2017, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
35. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Jul 7, 2017, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
36. 

    Zork I

    Jul 7, 2017, Software

    You’re on the threshold of a whole new experience, for ahead of you is the extraordinary world of the Great Underground Empire. Once you step through the door to Zork, you leave the world of arcade games and trite fantasies behind and enter the dimension of your imagination. Every plot, every puzzle, every personality has been honed and perfected to make your experience uniquely realistic and involving.
37. 

    Butterfly Tattoo

    Jul 7, 2017, Items

    In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
    This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
38. 

    Long Scarf

    Jul 7, 2017, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
39. 

    Hashi's Chopper

    Jul 7, 2017, Weapons

    This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
40. 

    Armored Duster

    Jul 7, 2017, Armor

    A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
41. 

    Broadsword

    Jul 7, 2017, Weapons

    This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
42. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Jul 7, 2017, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
43. 

    Werewolf fur

    Jul 7, 2017, Items

    Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
44. 

    Rubber Kraken

    Jul 7, 2017, Items

    Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
45. 

    A scrap of paper

    Jul 1, 2017, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
46. 

    Golden egg

    Jul 1, 2017, Items

    Find out what it does!
47. 

    Bong

    Jun 29, 2017, Items

    Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
48. 

    Sword of Sands

    Jun 29, 2017, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
49. 

    Wizard Hat

    Jun 29, 2017, Items

    This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
50. 

    Cloak of Beauty

    Jun 29, 2017, Armor

    This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
51. 

    Torch

    Jun 17, 2017, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
52. 

    Book of LitRPG

    Jun 17, 2017, Items

    This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)
53. 

    Beta Blade

    Jun 17, 2017, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)