Crowbaits
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Birthday:
Feb 25, 1948 (Age: 70)
Zone:
England - not New - the old one across the pond
Occupation:
Sweet FA (Retired)

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Crowbaits

Level 9 (Burgler), Male, 70, from England - not New - the old one across the pond

Roleplaying Beta Reader Citizen

I do a lot of reading - it's easy, I'm retired - and I'm pretty fond of LitRPG. I am quite happy to beta read for anyone that wants . May 30, 2017

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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Feb 25, 1948 (Age: 70)
    Zone:
    England - not New - the old one across the pond
    Occupation:
    Sweet FA (Retired)

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    If I gave my heart to you
    Then I'd have none
    And you'd have two:rolleyes:
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    1. Beholder Brew Beholder Brew

      Beholder Brew

      Aug 13, 2017, Items
      A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.

      1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
      2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
      3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
      4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
      5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
      6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
      7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
      8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
      9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
      10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
    2. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Aug 13, 2017, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    3. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Aug 13, 2017, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    4. Necklace of DrOgan ToUth Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Aug 13, 2017, Armor
      Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
    5. Necklace of DrOgan ToUth Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Aug 13, 2017, Armor
      Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
    6. Rubber Kraken Rubber Kraken

      Rubber Kraken

      Aug 13, 2017, Items
      Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
    7. Double, double toil and trouble Double, double toil and trouble

      Double, double toil and trouble

      Aug 13, 2017, Scrolls
      Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
    8. Golden egg Golden egg

      Golden egg

      Aug 13, 2017, Items
      Find out what it does!
    9. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Aug 13, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    10. Dwarven Ax of Choppiness Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

      Aug 13, 2017, Weapons
      Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
    11. Boots of the Sneak Boots of the Sneak

      Boots of the Sneak

      Aug 10, 2017, Clothes
      These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
    12. Armored Duster Armored Duster

      Armored Duster

      Aug 10, 2017, Armor
      A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
    13. The Force The Force

      The Force

      Aug 10, 2017, Weapons
      The Force is a Science Fantasy weapon that gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. - Obi-Wan Kenobi

      Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
    14. Lightsaber Lightsaber

      Lightsaber

      Aug 10, 2017, Weapons
      The lightsaber is the Science Fantasy weapon of a Jedi, an elegant weapon of a more civilized age. It can be used to cut through blast doors or enemies alike. Using the Force, a Jedi can predict and deflect incoming blaster bolts, and reflect them.

      Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
    15. Stormtrooper Suit Stormtrooper Suit

      Stormtrooper Suit

      Aug 10, 2017, Armor
      Show your allegiance to the Empire (or infiltrate their ranks with this clever disguise) by donning this protective armor. Comes with full regalia - including signature helmet and blaster.

      Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
    16. Lich Bitch Beer Lich Bitch Beer

      Lich Bitch Beer

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.

      +2 to Stamina
      +1 to Singing skill
      Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
    17. Mimic on the Beach Mimic on the Beach

      Mimic on the Beach

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.

      +3 Stamina
      +5 to Singing Skill
      +2 Libido
      -1 to Speech
    18. Beholder Brew Beholder Brew

      Beholder Brew

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.

      1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
      2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
      3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
      4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
      5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
      6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
      7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
      8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
      9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
      10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
    19. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    20. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    21. Rubber Kraken Rubber Kraken

      Rubber Kraken

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
    22. Golden egg Golden egg

      Golden egg

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      Find out what it does!
    23. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Aug 10, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    24. 20-Sided Die 20-Sided Die

      20-Sided Die

      Jul 23, 2017, Items
      This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.
    25. Discarded Newspaper Discarded Newspaper

      Discarded Newspaper

      Jul 23, 2017, Items
      Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
    26. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      Jul 16, 2017, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    27. Eyes of Seeing Eyes of Seeing

      Eyes of Seeing

      Jul 16, 2017, Items
      A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.

      Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
    28. Epic Paintbrush Epic Paintbrush

      Epic Paintbrush

      Jul 16, 2017, Items
      A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
    29. Quill of Naming Quill of Naming

      Quill of Naming

      Jul 16, 2017, Items
      A magical quill and ink set. As you touch it to parchment, the quill stirs in your hand and you are struck with inspiration. You can bring a character to life.

      [Buying the quill opens a box for you to name a character in Conor Kostick's current work-in-progress: fantasy names are more likely to work for major characters].
    30. Golden egg Golden egg

      Golden egg

      Jul 9, 2017, Items
      Find out what it does!
    31. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Jul 9, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    32. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Jul 9, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    33. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Jul 9, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    34. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      Jul 7, 2017, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    35. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      Jul 7, 2017, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    36. Zork I Zork I

      Zork I

      Jul 7, 2017, Software
      You’re on the threshold of a whole new experience, for ahead of you is the extraordinary world of the Great Underground Empire. Once you step through the door to Zork, you leave the world of arcade games and trite fantasies behind and enter the dimension of your imagination. Every plot, every puzzle, every personality has been honed and perfected to make your experience uniquely realistic and involving.
    37. Butterfly Tattoo Butterfly Tattoo

      Butterfly Tattoo

      Jul 7, 2017, Items
      In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
      This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
    38. Long Scarf Long Scarf

      Long Scarf

      Jul 7, 2017, Clothes
      Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
    39. Hashi's Chopper Hashi's Chopper

      Hashi's Chopper

      Jul 7, 2017, Weapons
      This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
    40. Armored Duster Armored Duster

      Armored Duster

      Jul 7, 2017, Armor
      A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
    41. Broadsword Broadsword

      Broadsword

      Jul 7, 2017, Weapons
      This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
    42. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Jul 7, 2017, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    43. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Jul 7, 2017, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    44. Rubber Kraken Rubber Kraken

      Rubber Kraken

      Jul 7, 2017, Items
      Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
    45. A scrap of paper A scrap of paper

      A scrap of paper

      Jul 1, 2017, Items
      Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
      Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
    46. Golden egg Golden egg

      Golden egg

      Jul 1, 2017, Items
      Find out what it does!
    47. Bong Bong

      Bong

      Jun 29, 2017, Items
      Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
    48. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      Jun 29, 2017, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
    49. Wizard Hat Wizard Hat

      Wizard Hat

      Jun 29, 2017, Items
      This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
    50. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      Jun 29, 2017, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    51. Torch Torch

      Torch

      Jun 17, 2017, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
    52. Book of LitRPG Book of LitRPG

      Book of LitRPG

      Jun 17, 2017, Items
      This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)
    53. Beta Blade Beta Blade

      Beta Blade

      Jun 17, 2017, Weapons
      The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)