Damien Bloodhawk

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1. 

   Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

   Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

   Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
2. 

   Discarded Newspaper

   Oct 3, 2018, Items

   Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
3. 

   Bong

   Oct 3, 2018, Items

   Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
4. 

   Wizard Hat

   Oct 3, 2018, Items

   This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
5. 

   Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

   Oct 3, 2018, Items

   Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.
   
   Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
6. 

   Stat Buff

   Oct 3, 2018, Items

   Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
7. 

   Writer's Robe of Optimism

   Oct 3, 2018, Clothes

   This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
   
   Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
8. 

   mkdir rootkit

   Oct 3, 2018, Software

   This slick and anonymous code will allow you to create your own sub-forum in The Metaverse.
9. 

   Butterfly Tattoo

   Oct 3, 2018, Items

   In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
   This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
10. 

    Hashi's Chopper

    Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

    This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
11. 

    A scrap of paper

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
12. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
13. 

    Mimic on the Beach

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
    
    +3 Stamina
    +5 to Singing Skill
    +2 Libido
    -1 to Speech
14. 

    Beholder Brew

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
15. 

    Broadsword

    Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

    This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
16. 

    Ancient Sword

    Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

    This relic isn't worth much for battle or anything other than being a safe investment for your well earned or ill-gotten gold. You notice that the buyback price is actually the same as the purchase price. You take out your gold and buy one before they're all gone.
17. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
18. 

    Werewolf fur

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
19. 

    Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

    Oct 3, 2018, Armor

    Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
20. 

    Rubber Kraken

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
21. 

    Double, double toil and trouble

    Oct 3, 2018, Scrolls

    Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
22. 

    Wolframite Rapier

    Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

    Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
23. 

    Daggermortis

    Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

    Infinite evil in the form of a knife, this unwieldy weapon with a hunger of its own is blessed with the ability to kill all it touches, and then, in turn, cursed to kill you as well.
24. 

    Adventurer's Skull

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    The skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes!
25. 

    Dragon's Fire

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
26. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
27. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
28. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
29. 

    Obolus

    Oct 3, 2018, Coins

    A silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
30. 

    Drachma

    Oct 3, 2018, Coins

    A golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
31. 

    Sword of Sands

    Oct 3, 2018, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
32. 

    Bone Dragon Mount

    Oct 3, 2018, Armor

    Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
33. 

    Wyvern Scales

    Oct 3, 2018, Armor

    The shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin.
34. 

    Chalkus

    Oct 3, 2018, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
35. 

    Diamond Unicorn Horn

    Oct 3, 2018, Items

    "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."
    
    Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
36. 

    Hidden Safe

    Oct 2, 2018, Items

    A place to store one's ill-gotten gains. It does exact a 10% fee for using it. Using it to raid Hashi's bank will make him cranky.
37. 

    Golden egg

    Oct 2, 2018, Items

    Find out what it does!
38. 

    Long Scarf

    Oct 2, 2018, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
39. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Oct 2, 2018, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
40. 

    Ranger's Retreat

    Oct 1, 2018, Items

    Made from sturdy wood cultivated from ironwood trees, and nestled deep within the Druidwood, this Ranger's cabin comes completely furnished—including fine owlbear skin rugs, a library of leatherbound books, and an angel-feather down bed. Let the trickling of a nearby stream and the soft cries of nature put you at ease, as you write your masterpiece in solitude.
41. 

    Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

    Oct 1, 2018, Items

    That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.
    
    Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
42. 

    Beta Blade

    Oct 1, 2018, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
43. 

    Broken Gloves

    Oct 1, 2018, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
44. 

    Torch

    Oct 1, 2018, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
45. 

    Acutus

    Oct 1, 2018, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
46. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Sep 28, 2018, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
47. 

    Another Dagger of LitRPG

    Sep 28, 2018, Weapons
    Gift received from Paul Bellow

    Rooting around in a secret room, Paul Bellow came across a chest with another two dozen of the rare Daggers of LitRPG given away at the start of the forum. Being a savvy gamemaster, he's throwing them on the market for a tidy profit.
48. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    Sep 28, 2018, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
49. 

    Used Typewriter

    Sep 28, 2018, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
50. 

    Old Mac

    Sep 28, 2018, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)