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1. 

   Werewolf fur

   Sep 30, 2020, Items

   Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
2. 

   Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

   Sep 30, 2020, Armor

   Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
3. 

   Rubber Kraken

   Sep 30, 2020, Items

   Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
4. 

   Double, double toil and trouble

   Sep 30, 2020, Scrolls

   Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
5. 

   Lich Bitch Beer

   Sep 30, 2020, Items

   A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
   
   +2 to Stamina
   +1 to Singing skill
   Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
6. 

   Mimic on the Beach

   Sep 30, 2020, Items

   A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
   
   +3 Stamina
   +5 to Singing Skill
   +2 Libido
   -1 to Speech
7. 

   Beholder Brew

   Sep 30, 2020, Items

   A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
   
   1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
   2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
   3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
   4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
   5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
   6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
   7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
   8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
   9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
   10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
8. 

   AOL 6.0 CD

   Sep 30, 2020, Software

   The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
9. 

   Broadsword

   Sep 18, 2020, Weapons

   This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
10. 

    Ancient Sword

    Sep 18, 2020, Weapons

    This relic isn't worth much for battle or anything other than being a safe investment for your well earned or ill-gotten gold. You notice that the buyback price is actually the same as the purchase price. You take out your gold and buy one before they're all gone.
11. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
12. 

    Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

    Sep 18, 2020, Armor

    Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
13. 

    Double, double toil and trouble

    Sep 18, 2020, Scrolls

    Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
14. 

    Golden egg

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    Find out what it does!
15. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
16. 

    Wolframite Rapier

    Sep 18, 2020, Weapons

    Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
17. 

    Wyvern Scales

    Sep 18, 2020, Armor

    The shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin.
18. 

    Monkey Tail

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    For travelers from Planet Fajita or Handsome Primate Kings
19. 

    Rúyì Jīngū Bàng

    Sep 18, 2020, Weapons

    Every handsome person needs a 17,550 pound pole of power!
20. 

    Obolus

    Sep 18, 2020, Coins

    A silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
21. 

    Drachma

    Sep 18, 2020, Coins

    A golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
22. 

    Chalkus

    Sep 18, 2020, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
23. 

    Airmen's Flying Harness

    Sep 18, 2020, Armor

    A set of leather straps around a small ballast crystal that can cause you to float, as long as the ballast crystal has energy. For those that are magi, they can charge the crystal, but it also has controls for those that can't add or remove power on their own. There are slots for containment crystals that can store extra power and a small glove that controls the ballast's power. It also has a tiny spell folded pouch that holds an emergency parachute.
24. 

    Hashi's Chopper

    Sep 18, 2020, Weapons

    This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
25. 

    A scrap of paper

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
26. 

    Old Mac

    Sep 18, 2020, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
27. 

    Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.
    
    Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
28. 

    Stat Buff

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
29. 

    Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.
    
    Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
30. 

    Writer's Robe of Optimism

    Sep 18, 2020, Clothes

    This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
    
    Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
31. 

    Bone Dragon Mount

    Sep 18, 2020, Armor

    Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
32. 

    Bone Dragon Mount

    Sep 18, 2020, Armor

    Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
33. 

    Bong

    Sep 18, 2020, Items

    Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
34. 

    Acutus

    Apr 21, 2020, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
35. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Apr 21, 2020, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
36. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Apr 21, 2020, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
37. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Apr 21, 2020, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
38. 

    Broken Gloves

    Mar 20, 2020, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
39. 

    Long Scarf

    Mar 20, 2020, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
40. 

    Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

    Mar 20, 2020, Items

    A used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom.
41. 

    Flask of Kava

    Mar 20, 2020, Items

    A small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent.
42. 

    Adventurer's Skull

    Mar 20, 2020, Items

    The skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes!
43. 

    Dragon's Fire

    Mar 20, 2020, Items

    A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
44. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Mar 20, 2020, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
45. 

    Bone Dragon Mount

    Mar 20, 2020, Armor

    Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
46. 

    Diamond Unicorn Horn

    Mar 20, 2020, Items

    "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."
    
    Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
47. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Mar 20, 2020, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
48. 

    Cloak of Beauty

    Mar 20, 2020, Armor

    This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
49. 

    Torch

    Mar 2, 2020, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
50. 

    Sword of Sands

    Mar 2, 2020, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.