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"To those in fear, you comfort. To those in pain, you heal. To those that cause these, you fight."

- Worm: Hemorrhage V.2

1. 

   Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

   Jun 25, 2019, Items

   Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
   
   Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
2. 

   Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

   Jun 25, 2019, Weapons

   Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
3. 

   Broken Gloves

   Jun 25, 2019, Armor

   A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
4. 

   Dragon's Fire

   Jun 25, 2019, Items

   A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
5. 

   Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

   Jun 25, 2019, Items

   A used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom.
6. 

   Flask of Kava

   Jun 25, 2019, Items

   A small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent.
7. 

   Cloak of Beauty

   Jun 25, 2019, Armor

   This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
8. 

   Bong

   Jun 25, 2019, Items

   Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
9. 

   Eyes of Seeing

   Jun 25, 2019, Items

   A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
   
   Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
10. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
11. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
12. 

    Sword of Sands

    Jun 25, 2019, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
13. 

    Diamond Unicorn Horn

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."
    
    Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
14. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Jun 25, 2019, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
15. 

    Old Mac

    Jun 25, 2019, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
16. 

    Robe of the Writer

    Jun 25, 2019, Clothes

    Protects (somehow, magically) the writer from barbs hurled by readers or other authors. (Changes your postbit to green - #96E87A) Must be an Aspiring Writer or LitRPG Author.
17. 

    Long Scarf

    Jun 25, 2019, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
18. 

    Lich Bitch Beer

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
    
    +2 to Stamina
    +1 to Singing skill
    Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
19. 

    Mimic on the Beach

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
    
    +3 Stamina
    +5 to Singing Skill
    +2 Libido
    -1 to Speech
20. 

    Beholder Brew

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
21. 

    Torch

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
22. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Jun 25, 2019, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
23. 

    Beta Blade

    Jun 25, 2019, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
24. 

    Used Typewriter

    Jun 24, 2019, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
25. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    Jun 24, 2019, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.