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FrustratedEgo

Level 11 (Thief), Male

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    1. Writer's Robe of Optimism Writer's Robe of Optimism

      Writer's Robe of Optimism

      Jan 11, 2018, Clothes
      This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.

      Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
    2. Bone Dragon Mount Bone Dragon Mount

      Bone Dragon Mount

      Jan 11, 2018, Armor
      Forget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is.
    3. A scrap of paper A scrap of paper

      A scrap of paper

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
      Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
    4. Armored Duster Armored Duster

      Armored Duster

      Jan 11, 2018, Armor
      A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
    5. Necklace of DrOgan ToUth Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Jan 11, 2018, Armor
      Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
    6. Double, double toil and trouble Double, double toil and trouble

      Double, double toil and trouble

      Jan 11, 2018, Scrolls
      Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
    7. Wolframite Rapier Wolframite Rapier

      Wolframite Rapier

      Jan 11, 2018, Weapons
      Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
    8. Daggermortis Daggermortis

      Daggermortis

      Jan 11, 2018, Weapons
      Infinite evil in the form of a knife, this unwieldy weapon with a hunger of its own is blessed with the ability to kill all it touches, and then, in turn, cursed to kill you as well.
    9. Adventurer's Skull Adventurer's Skull

      Adventurer's Skull

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      The skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes!
    10. Dragon's Fire Dragon's Fire

      Dragon's Fire

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      A heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes.
    11. Wyvern Scales Wyvern Scales

      Wyvern Scales

      Jan 11, 2018, Armor
      The shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin.
    12. Wizard Hat Wizard Hat

      Wizard Hat

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
    13. Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

      Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      Charlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.

      Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties.
    14. Stat Buff Stat Buff

      Stat Buff

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
    15. Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk! Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

      Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

      Jan 11, 2018, Items
      That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.

      Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
    16. Torch Torch

      Torch

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
    17. Used Typewriter Used Typewriter

      Used Typewriter

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
    18. Aspiring Writer Badge Aspiring Writer Badge

      Aspiring Writer Badge

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
    19. 20-Sided Die 20-Sided Die

      20-Sided Die

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.
    20. Discarded Newspaper Discarded Newspaper

      Discarded Newspaper

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
    21. AOL 6.0 CD AOL 6.0 CD

      AOL 6.0 CD

      Oct 26, 2017, Software
      The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
    22. Old Mac Old Mac

      Old Mac

      Oct 26, 2017, Computers
      As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
    23. Broadsword Broadsword

      Broadsword

      Oct 26, 2017, Weapons
      This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
    24. Gem of Flirting Gem of Flirting

      Gem of Flirting

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
    25. Werewolf fur Werewolf fur

      Werewolf fur

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
    26. Necklace of DrOgan ToUth Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

      Oct 26, 2017, Armor
      Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
    27. Rubber Kraken Rubber Kraken

      Rubber Kraken

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
    28. Double, double toil and trouble Double, double toil and trouble

      Double, double toil and trouble

      Oct 26, 2017, Scrolls
      Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
    29. Golden egg Golden egg

      Golden egg

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Find out what it does!
    30. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    31. Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!

      Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
    32. Broken Gloves Broken Gloves

      Broken Gloves

      Oct 26, 2017, Armor
      A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
    33. Bong Bong

      Bong

      Oct 26, 2017, Items
      Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.