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FrustratedEgo
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Writer's Robe of Optimism
Jan 11, 2018, ClothesThis awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass. -
Bone Dragon Mount
Jan 11, 2018, ArmorForget warded walking shoes, buy yourself a mount and you won't even have to walk. I don't even have to mention how freagin' awesome owning a Pet Bone Dragon is. -
A scrap of paper
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsFour numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum. -
Armored Duster
Jan 11, 2018, ArmorA full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates. -
Necklace of DrOgan ToUth
Jan 11, 2018, ArmorBecause sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown) -
Double, double toil and trouble
Jan 11, 2018, ScrollsBest starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only! -
Wolframite Rapier
Jan 11, 2018, WeaponsCapable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat. -
Daggermortis
Jan 11, 2018, WeaponsInfinite evil in the form of a knife, this unwieldy weapon with a hunger of its own is blessed with the ability to kill all it touches, and then, in turn, cursed to kill you as well. -
Adventurer's Skull
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsThe skull of an adventurer who thought to steal from the wyvern's hoard. Excellent for decorative purposes! -
Dragon's Fire
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsA heart-stone imbued with dragon's fire. Useful for a weapon or various alchemical processes. -
Wyvern Scales
Jan 11, 2018, ArmorThe shed scales of a wyvern. Quite useful for making various forms of armor that protect against dragons and their kin. -
Wizard Hat
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsThis generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off. -
Charlie Jindrak's Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsCharlie Jindrak is a lot of things. In one reality, he is a Wizard. While he would never be caught dead in a corny wizard hat, he will never be without his Infinite Gravity Bag of Holding. If you can fit it through the opening, the item becomes weightless allowing you to carry it without hindrance.
Alas, you are not Charlie Jindrak, thus it isn't attuned to you. While you may not benefit from an entirely weightless bag in this universe, your character in Paradox Online can at least carry double their strength rating in this bag without penalties. -
Stat Buff
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsFeeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!! -
Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!
Jan 11, 2018, ItemsThat's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.
Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone. -
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Used Typewriter
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsThis ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild! -
Aspiring Writer Badge
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsThis will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums. -
20-Sided Die
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsThis magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire. -
Discarded Newspaper
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsAre you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special. -
AOL 6.0 CD
Oct 26, 2017, SoftwareThe decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong? -
Old Mac
Oct 26, 2017, ComputersAs you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD) -
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Gem of Flirting
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsA small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle -
Werewolf fur
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsGreat for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus) -
Necklace of DrOgan ToUth
Oct 26, 2017, ArmorBecause sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown) -
Rubber Kraken
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsDear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea! -
Double, double toil and trouble
Oct 26, 2017, ScrollsBest starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only! -
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Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsEnergy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate. -
Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations
Oct 26, 2017, ItemsEnergy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate. -
Broken Gloves
Oct 26, 2017, ArmorA set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set. -
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