James G Patton
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SharePoint Developer at the CDC

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James G Patton

Horrific Pun Master, Male, from CST

LitRPG Author Citizen

I got goats on the brain! Jul 13, 2018

James G Patton was last seen:
Jul 31, 2018
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    June 9
    Home Page:
    http://www.jamesgpatton.com
    Zone:
    CST
    Occupation:
    SharePoint Developer at the CDC
    Currently Playing:
    Does Scrivener count as a game?
    I'm a father of two and work as a developer at the CDC. I enjoy what I do, but I have always had a passion for writing and the support I have had so far has been amazing. I hope to continue with writing more and more books, but I will admit I do it more for me than you. Just something great about creating something new from my own imagination, and then seeing it come alive in my mind.

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    Check out my author site: www.jamesgpatton.com

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    My Books:
    Available on Amazon:
    Office Wars: Episode 1 - The Mailroom Clerk - Released May 15th, 2017.
    Office Wars: Episode 2 - Bathroom Politics - Released August 1st, 2017.
    Seventh Talon I: Dragonrider's Fury - Released February 7th, 2018.
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    1. Bong Bong

      Bong

      Jun 15, 2017, Items
      Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
    2. Book of LitRPG Book of LitRPG

      Book of LitRPG

      Jun 15, 2017, Items
      This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)
    3. Wizard Hat Wizard Hat

      Wizard Hat

      Jun 15, 2017, Items
      This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
    4. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      Jun 15, 2017, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    5. Robe of the Writer Robe of the Writer

      Robe of the Writer

      Jun 15, 2017, Clothes
      Protects (somehow, magically) the writer from barbs hurled by readers or other authors. (Changes your postbit to green - #96E87A) Must be an Aspiring Writer or LitRPG Author.
    6. Long Scarf Long Scarf

      Long Scarf

      Jun 15, 2017, Clothes
      Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
    7. Boots of the Sneak Boots of the Sneak

      Boots of the Sneak

      Jun 1, 2017, Clothes
      These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
    8. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      May 30, 2017, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    9. Sword of Sands Sword of Sands

      Sword of Sands

      May 30, 2017, Weapons
      Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
    10. Torch Torch

      Torch

      May 24, 2017, Items
      Gift received from Paul Bellow
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!