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1. 

   Wizard Hat

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
2. 

   Blue Metal Mace

   Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

   Rock on, Bill and Ted! Only a few of these rare, magical maces exist, so grab one before they're gone. It will permanently increase you steal chance by 1%.
3. 

   Writer's Robe of Optimism

   Jul 21, 2017, Clothes

   This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
   
   Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
4. 

   Zork I

   Jul 21, 2017, Software

   You’re on the threshold of a whole new experience, for ahead of you is the extraordinary world of the Great Underground Empire. Once you step through the door to Zork, you leave the world of arcade games and trite fantasies behind and enter the dimension of your imagination. Every plot, every puzzle, every personality has been honed and perfected to make your experience uniquely realistic and involving.
5. 

   Hashi's Chopper

   Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

   This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
6. 

   A scrap of paper

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
   Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
7. 

   Armored Duster

   Jul 21, 2017, Armor

   A full-length Leather Duster with kevlar lining. It can be fitted with armored plates.
8. 

   Lich Bitch Beer

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
   
   +2 to Stamina
   +1 to Singing skill
   Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
9. 

   Mimic on the Beach

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
   
   +3 Stamina
   +5 to Singing Skill
   +2 Libido
   -1 to Speech
10. 

    Beholder Brew

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A kaleidoscope of effects for those needing a break from reality. Please roll a 1d10 after you take a sip for effect or one will be chosen for you.
    
    1- Sing like a fallen angel +3
    2- Turn into a frog, -5 to the ladies, +5 to the gents
    3- Staff of Morning Wood. Men get +5 to bulge in their pants. Women get +10 and grow one.
    4- Natural Breast Enhancement, +5 for women. +10 for men and they grow a pair.
    5- Disco Light, +4 to Dance skill.
    6- Mustache of Attraction, +5 to attract either sex with you new mustache.
    7- Mer goggles, every one looks like a mermaid, -2 for the fish smell.
    8- Wrath of the Libido- +10 to your sick perversions you animal.
    9- Lips of fortitude, +10 to your Sucking skill.
    10- Wilting Forest- can't get hard, can't get wet, you give up on your dreams and go back to law school.
11. 

    Acutus

    Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
12. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
13. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
14. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
15. 

    Quill of Naming

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A magical quill and ink set. As you touch it to parchment, the quill stirs in your hand and you are struck with inspiration. You can bring a character to life.
    
    [Buying the quill opens a box for you to name a character in Conor Kostick's current work-in-progress: fantasy names are more likely to work for major characters].
16. 

    Robe of the Writer

    Jul 21, 2017, Clothes

    Protects (somehow, magically) the writer from barbs hurled by readers or other authors. (Changes your postbit to green - #96E87A) Must be an Aspiring Writer or LitRPG Author.
17. 

    Boots of the Sneak

    Jul 21, 2017, Clothes

    These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
18. 

    Butterfly Tattoo

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
    This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
19. 

    Long Scarf

    Jul 21, 2017, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
20. 

    20-Sided Die

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.
21. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
22. 

    Cloak of Beauty

    Jul 21, 2017, Armor

    This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
23. 

    Beta Blade

    Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
24. 

    Bong

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
25. 

    Book of LitRPG

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)
26. 

    Torch

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
27. 

    Used Typewriter

    Jul 17, 2017, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
28. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    Jul 17, 2017, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.