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1. 

   Lich Bitch Beer

   Jun 4, 2017, Items

   A dark beer with the souls of the damned swirling in the frothy drink.
   
   +2 to Stamina
   +1 to Singing skill
   Disgust Alert to any paladins/clerics within ten feet.
2. 

   Mimic on the Beach

   Jun 4, 2017, Items

   A mixed drink that can be any drink you wish.
   
   +3 Stamina
   +5 to Singing Skill
   +2 Libido
   -1 to Speech
3. 

   Bong

   Jun 3, 2017, Items

   Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
4. 

   Acutus

   Jun 3, 2017, Weapons

   The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
   
   (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
5. 

   Wizard Hat

   Jun 3, 2017, Items

   This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
6. 

   Writer's Robe of Optimism

   Jun 3, 2017, Clothes

   This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
   
   Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
7. 

   Robe of the Writer

   Jun 3, 2017, Clothes

   Protects (somehow, magically) the writer from barbs hurled by readers or other authors. (Changes your postbit to green - #96E87A) Must be an Aspiring Writer or LitRPG Author.
8. 

   Boots of the Sneak

   Jun 3, 2017, Clothes

   These stylish boots point out the fact you're involved in thievery, but you don't care because of the permanent +2% steal chance. Only so many pairs are available at a time.
9. 

   Torch

   May 27, 2017, Items

   A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
10. 

    Zork I

    May 27, 2017, Software

    You’re on the threshold of a whole new experience, for ahead of you is the extraordinary world of the Great Underground Empire. Once you step through the door to Zork, you leave the world of arcade games and trite fantasies behind and enter the dimension of your imagination. Every plot, every puzzle, every personality has been honed and perfected to make your experience uniquely realistic and involving.
11. 

    Sword of Sands

    May 22, 2017, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
12. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    May 22, 2017, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
13. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    May 22, 2017, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
14. 

    Old Mac

    May 22, 2017, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
15. 

    Silk Gloves

    May 18, 2017, Armor

    Increases your steal chance by 10%.
16. 

    Cloak of Beauty

    May 18, 2017, Armor

    This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
17. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    May 18, 2017, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
18. 

    Used Typewriter

    May 18, 2017, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
19. 

    20-Sided Die

    May 18, 2017, Items

    This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.