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1. 

   Scroll of Create Forum

   Mar 24, 2021, Scrolls

   This scroll will create a permanent forum inside the Deep Dark Cave forum.
2. 

   Gem of Flirting

   Mar 9, 2021, Items

   A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
3. 

   Werewolf fur

   Mar 9, 2021, Items

   Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
4. 

   Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

   Mar 9, 2021, Armor

   Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
5. 

   Rubber Kraken

   Mar 9, 2021, Items

   Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
6. 

   Double, double toil and trouble

   Mar 9, 2021, Scrolls

   Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
7. 

   Double, double toil and trouble

   Mar 9, 2021, Scrolls

   Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
8. 

   Golden egg

   Mar 9, 2021, Items

   Find out what it does!
9. 

   Torch

   Mar 9, 2021, Items

   A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
10. 

    Used Typewriter

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
11. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
12. 

    Discarded Newspaper

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
13. 

    Cloak of Beauty

    Mar 9, 2021, Armor

    This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
14. 

    Beta Blade

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
15. 

    Bong

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
16. 

    Acutus

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'
    
    (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
17. 

    Eyes of Seeing

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
    
    Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
18. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
19. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
20. 

    Diamond Unicorn Horn

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."
    
    Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
21. 

    Wizard Hat

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
22. 

    Stat Buff

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Feeling down? Drinking this drink will give yourself a stat buff. Doesn't actually do anything, but transfer a few gold from your pocket to mine. But it's all in how you look at it. If this were a Pokemon, you'd buy it just because. Be the first to CATCH EM' ALL!!
23. 

    Writer's Robe of Optimism

    Mar 9, 2021, Clothes

    This awesome robe is made of the nicest softest bastet fur. Once you put it on, you gain the ability to write. And write you will if nothing else than a bad check because of the optimism that this Robe will bring you. +10 to optimism.
    
    Downside, it's so soft, it's almost impossible to take off. You'll have to spend some willpower to take it off to shower. On the other hand, you are a writer. You only need to do that once every two weeks after you've cut your grass.
24. 

    AOL 6.0 CD

    Mar 9, 2021, Software

    The decryption code buried within the front-end software for America's first experience with a corporate owned internet will allow you entrance into a hidden sub-forum at LitRPG Forum.. Only rumors exist of The Metaverse, but you're sure this is the way deeper into the website. You count out the gold, hoping it's not a pirated or cursed version. There's this Dwarven Axe everyone keeps warning you about. It's only twenty gold. What could go wrong?
25. 

    Old Mac

    Mar 9, 2021, Computers

    As you bend over and peer at the screen, you wonder if the machine even works. Then you notice the familiar retro feel of the cleverly crafted hardware. (Quest: We clipped the mouse out of the photo because of where the tech came from originally. And because we needed a square image. Gold to anyone who goes to the Thieves Guild and starts a thread naming the source of the mouse technology we all use today. Well, sometimes, before we moved to our thumbs/fingers to communicate on mobile devices. Anyway, this grants access to the [Unofficial] Mac User Group in The Metaverse. It's a place for all things Apple. Enjoy your vintage Mac! (NOTE: Must also own an AOL 6.0 CD)
26. 

    Butterfly Tattoo

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
    This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
27. 

    Long Scarf

    Mar 9, 2021, Clothes

    Attached to this long scarf, hidden from view except from the careful eye, you spy a key to the Tardis. Seeking adventures through time and space, you offer to buy the Fourth Doctor's scarf for a measly 50 gold. To your utter surprise, he agrees, taking it off and tossing it in your direction. (Grants access to Inside the Tardis.)
28. 

    Hashi's Chopper

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    This fine blade will turn your postbit this color --> #FAF1DE
29. 

    A scrap of paper

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
    Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
30. 

    Broadsword

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
31. 

    Ancient Sword

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    This relic isn't worth much for battle or anything other than being a safe investment for your well earned or ill-gotten gold. You notice that the buyback price is actually the same as the purchase price. You take out your gold and buy one before they're all gone.
32. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
33. 

    Gem of Flirting

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A small jewel to woo peasants who have never seen something sparkle
34. 

    Werewolf fur

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Great for rituals and potions! Top quality Only! (Origin: Lupus Commonus)
35. 

    Necklace of DrOgan ToUth

    Mar 9, 2021, Armor

    Because sometimes you need to show off but you are poor and weak (Made in goblintown)
36. 

    Rubber Kraken

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Dear captain, you ship was sunk by a terror of the see? Here, look at that rubber kraken! comes with spike and a free harpoon to show it who is the king of the sea!
37. 

    Double, double toil and trouble

    Mar 9, 2021, Scrolls

    Best starting pack for witches in the land (includes a free eye of Newt) is on sale today only!
38. 

    Golden egg

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Find out what it does!
39. 

    Caffeinated Red Ball of Heart Palpitations

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    Energy ball. +100 mg of Caffeine while in your inventory! Stacks with itself!
    
    Warning: Too many Caffeinated Red Balls can causes your body to involuntarily vibrate.
40. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
41. 

    Broken Gloves

    Mar 9, 2021, Armor

    A set of broken gloves. Maybe if they get repaired they might give you a quest, or become part of a set.
42. 

    Wolframite Rapier

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    Capable of piercing the hearts of great demons, this blade refuses to melt even under the most intense heat.
43. 

    Obolus

    Mar 9, 2021, Coins

    A silver coin used in the Skyship cities of the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
44. 

    Drachma

    Mar 9, 2021, Coins

    A golden coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
45. 

    Chalkus

    Mar 9, 2021, Coins

    A copper coin used in the Skyship cities from the Exiles and Sojourners fantasy series.
    
    1 Drachma = 10 Oboloi = 100 Chalkoi
46. 

    Airmen's Flying Harness

    Mar 9, 2021, Armor

    A set of leather straps around a small ballast crystal that can cause you to float, as long as the ballast crystal has energy. For those that are magi, they can charge the crystal, but it also has controls for those that can't add or remove power on their own. There are slots for containment crystals that can store extra power and a small glove that controls the ballast's power. It also has a tiny spell folded pouch that holds an emergency parachute.
47. 

    Worn pair of Flyer's goggles.

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A used pair of goggles that have been repaired and re-enchanted many times. It has the ability to tint when looking into the sun, as well as a series of enchantments that allow the wearer to track the winds like a zepherscope, but on a much smaller scale and with no zoom.
48. 

    Flask of Kava

    Mar 9, 2021, Items

    A small pressurized flask that is enchanted to keep it's contents warm. Kava is a common stimulant, that has a dark brown texture and tastes bitter. Xantar has added her own herbs and spices into the brew to make it more potent.
49. 

    Sword of Sands

    Mar 9, 2021, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
50. 

    Dwarven Ax of Choppiness

    Feb 10, 2021, Weapons

    Chop things choppily with choppiness chopping!
51. 

    20-Sided Die

    Mar 2, 2020, Items

    This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.