Simon Fiasco
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Nov 14, 2018 at 7:56 PM
Joined:
Jul 9, 2018
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172
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243
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251
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
September 20
Occupation:
The Jovial GM

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Simon Fiasco

Bringer of the Avocadopocalypse, Male

LitRPG Author Beta Reader Citizen Aspiring Writer

Really should be writing... Aug 7, 2018

Simon Fiasco was last seen:
Nov 14, 2018 at 7:56 PM
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    September 20
    Occupation:
    The Jovial GM
    Currently Playing:
    Mostly Fantasy Flight Games’ Genesys RPG and The Division.

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    Intrepid Game Design Loser, Thrice-Failed Novelist, and Stuttering Spoken Word Artist Simon Fiasco
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    "There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." - Ernest Hemingway
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    1. Broadsword Broadsword

      Broadsword

      Oct 3, 2018, Weapons
      This basic broadsword will turn your postbit #F0C368.
    2. Acutus Acutus

      Acutus

      Oct 3, 2018, Weapons
      The unique blade that cuts through atoms. As featured in 'The Siege of Mettleburg'

      (Gives xp if you own it long enough.)
    3. Dark Matter Dark Matter

      Dark Matter

      Oct 3, 2018, Items
      This tiny gram of Dark Matter will take you places.
    4. Diamond Unicorn Horn Diamond Unicorn Horn

      Diamond Unicorn Horn

      Oct 2, 2018, Items
      "Surrender your soul unto the Dark Lord."

      Your sacrifice to the Unholy God of Darkness has opened the portals to the pits of Hell, freeing his dark legions upon the realm. +2% Steal Chance (Bonus Stackable With Other Horns) (Can only buy if you have 10,000 gold outside of bank)
    5. Cloak of Beauty Cloak of Beauty

      Cloak of Beauty

      Jul 18, 2018, Armor
      This cool black cloak will make you the envy of all your peers. (Adjusts your Username Style!)
    6. Beta Blade Beta Blade

      Beta Blade

      Jul 18, 2018, Weapons
      The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
    7. Used Typewriter Used Typewriter

      Used Typewriter

      Jul 12, 2018, Items
      This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
    8. Aspiring Writer Badge Aspiring Writer Badge

      Aspiring Writer Badge

      Jul 12, 2018, Items
      This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
    9. Torch Torch

      Torch

      Jul 10, 2018, Items
      A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!