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1. 

   Unbreakable Coffee Mug of Smack Talk!

   Oct 23, 2017, Items

   That's right! This magical cup sends a clear message to your target. That is, you'll hit them over and over with it til they understand the message. It works telepathically. They will understand the message, though it's unclear if the wielder will know what the message is, if the target really understands it, or even how many hits it takes to activate and get the message across.
   
   Limited Edition, once it's gone, it's gone.
2. 

   Discarded Newspaper

   Jul 27, 2017, Items

   Are you a news junkie? Information hound? Want to know the whole story? This old school newspaper will open up The Newsroom here at LitRPG Forum, for people wanting a possibly edited and easily digested summary of the week's news? Or a faster pace? With this newspaper, you can join other like-minded individuals and help shape something special.
3. 

   Wizard Hat

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   This generic wizard hat is mass produced, but the quality is nice and the price can't be beat. This will change your User Title Style. You can turn it on and off.
4. 

   Paradox Online's Fully-Submersive VR Capsule V1.0

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   This gaming capsule is super advanced. You step into it and hook sensors on to your boots and special gloves as well as a mask. These allow the system to monitor your movement through wi-fi technology. But the cool part? When the door closes, you float. Gravity is banished! Has been rated the best gaming capsule to hit the market in the NEXT 100 YEARS. Get one now. Limited Edition. Once gone... a new version will replace it.
   
   All official P.O. Capsules give bonuses when you play the Paradox Online came in the Deep Dark Cave. V1.0 will give a higher stat bonus than all future versions. Once they are gone, they are gone.
   
   +4 to your primary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
   +3 to your secondary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
   +2 to your tertiary stat category to be distributed as you see fit
5. 

   Butterfly Tattoo

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   In the back of the shop, @Felicity Weiss employs a halfling tattoo artist named Carnie who will carve an intricate design into your arm. She only does one tat which kinda looks like a butterfly-creature-thing.
   This will change your postbit to #D67AFB.
6. 

   A scrap of paper

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   Four numbers separated by periods (written in crayon)
   Grants access to the Doktor Urmind's Hacker Chat forum.
7. 

   The Force

   Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

   The Force is a Science Fantasy weapon that gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together. - Obi-Wan Kenobi
   
   Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
8. 

   Lightsaber

   Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

   The lightsaber is the Science Fantasy weapon of a Jedi, an elegant weapon of a more civilized age. It can be used to cut through blast doors or enemies alike. Using the Force, a Jedi can predict and deflect incoming blaster bolts, and reflect them.
   
   Star Wars inhabits the far end of the Science Fantasy spectrum. On the surface, it’s straight science fiction, awash in robots, space stations, and aliens. Where things get wonderfully muddled is in the way The Force works its quiet, mystical presence into the tableau, serving as a cross between occult philosophy and psychic ability.
9. 

   Eyes of Seeing

   Jul 21, 2017, Items

   A pair of magical lenses that allow you to see into the world of Epic.
   
   Specifically, you will be granted access to the "Conor Kostick: The Siege of Mettleburg Offer" forum in the Hall of Heroes. There you will receive special instructions for accessing your free copy of the book.
10. 

    Orb of Scrying into Edda

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A crystal ball that looks into the world of Edda. Find the forum to use it...
11. 

    Epic Paintbrush

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A paintbrush that produces artwork from the covers of Epic, Saga and Edda. Purchase it and find the right forum to use it...
12. 

    Quill of Naming

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A magical quill and ink set. As you touch it to parchment, the quill stirs in your hand and you are struck with inspiration. You can bring a character to life.
    
    [Buying the quill opens a box for you to name a character in Conor Kostick's current work-in-progress: fantasy names are more likely to work for major characters].
13. 

    Sword of Sands

    Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

    Featured in Human, Tower of Gates Book Two, this weapon grants you access to the Paul Bellow Guild.
14. 

    Torch

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    A nifty torch that allows you access into the "Deep, Dark Cave" forum!
15. 

    Used Typewriter

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    This ancient machine will allow you entry into the Aspiring Writer Guild!
16. 

    Aspiring Writer Badge

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    This will add the "Aspiring Writer" badge to your profile in the forums.
17. 

    20-Sided Die

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    This magic 20-sided die signifies that you're currently roleplaying and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Can be turned on and off. Does not expire.
18. 

    Beta Blade

    Jul 21, 2017, Weapons

    The hilt looks like an eye on this blade because as a beta reader, your eagle eyes are highly valued. Buy this item to let authors and others know you're up for beta reading something until it moves no more. (Adds you to the group Beta Reader. You will get a badge.)
19. 

    Bong

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    Will grant you access to Digital Colorado in the Metaverse.
20. 

    Book of LitRPG

    Jul 21, 2017, Items

    This tome of some of the best LitRPG was hand written by a team of monks in an undisclosed location. You willingly pay any amount of gold to get your hands on one of the limited edition copies. The monks were not paid for their services, and they rebelled, forming a guild. Might they offer their services as hirelings through the Dojo in the future? Possible. Other NPC character may appear too. (+50 xp for owning this item long enough.)