Starting from August 22 to Saturday August 29th I will be doing a giveaway for five copies of my physical novel The Chronomancer and the Book of Worms. This will be done in the form of an e-mail game. Send me an e-mail of your funniest botched rolls that resulted in hilarious hijinks (nothing to humiliate ourselves, we should all keep our dignity) between now and the 29th, and I will buy and mail a copy to you at no cost to you. Be one of the first five to get a book, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I will watch and announce the conclusion as soon as five of them are in, then proceed with shipping details.