If you did a title that long, I'd buy the book even if its shit, because anything with that large of a title deserves to be bought. Add as a tag line, Wrote by the Grisled Father of Grisly Grizzlies LitRPG
You must adore the hell out of light novels then. Novels like this one: 男子高校生で売れっ子ライトノベル作家をしているけれど、年下のクラスメイトで声優の女の子に首を絞められている。 Which translates to "I'm a successful light novel author at a boy's high school, but I'm being strangled by a female classmate who's a voice actress and is younger than me."
Well in Japanese it's only 52 characters long so it's just a bit over a third of a tweet in length. Fairly sure that most teenagers today could handle that while being strangled.
Just saw an entire novel, title and all, where the author used "Horde" instead of "Hoard". Sometimes it pays to hire an editor, kids!
Baited breath for Bated breath Phazed for Fazed Except / accept "If that's what you think, you have another thing coming." for " . . . you have another think coming."
Even more! Diffused vs defused Poured vs pored Baited vs bated Discrete vs discreet (seriously think this one is the absolute most common of the entire list so far) Insure vs ensure
I read a book on KU recently and began highlighting all the errors. There was so many I lost count but it was well over 100. It was a good story so I didn't want to hurt the author by writing a bad teview so I sent him the kindle file and he was very grateful and immediately fixed the errors. I just wish the new authors would take aevantage of the free beta readers and read through their own novels multiple times prior to publishing.
Winning the no-prize for worst use of batch find & replace in a word processing program is the novel Eondrias Book 1: a New Master of Dungeons, for the typo "aMasterit" instead of "admit". I'm guessing that he went through with text shortcuts for names/repeated words and the like, and the shortcut "dm" was meant to be replaced by "Master" but he forgot to put a space after dm in the search box.
Paging @Gryphon - that one typo I highlighted in your revision deserves to be immortalized here in all of its glory before I copyedit it out of existence.
Fine, but only because I blame myself for it and I'm sick enough for it to be funny. "As he pulled the weapon up to aim, a new rectal appeared showing each of his potion types and a small iron ball with an infinity symbol next to it.” I
