https://imgur.com/a/fDLdW My friend and I joke that we could make a famous comedy duo just by doing on-stage readings of our text conversations. Are we right? I don’t think it would even require them to be dramatic readings, either.
Oh I forgot I already uploaded a bunch of them to imgur awhile back, until I was going through my post history and spotted this other random text collection: https://imgur.com/a/IZfEM
It was truly of brobdingnagian proportions, but they were a little too tame for the reference I was going for.
It isn't truly epic until you fart, go to light a match to eliminate the smell, then realize that an open flame might not be the best idea at that moment.