LOL I send some truly random texts sometimes

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  1. CheshirePhoenix

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    https://imgur.com/a/fDLdW

    My friend and I joke that we could make a famous comedy duo just by doing on-stage readings of our text conversations.

    Are we right? I don’t think it would even require them to be dramatic readings, either.
     
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    Oh I forgot I already uploaded a bunch of them to imgur awhile back, until I was going through my post history and spotted this other random text collection: https://imgur.com/a/IZfEM
     
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    my eyebrows reached epic heights as I read your fart being compared to Grendel
     
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    It was truly of brobdingnagian proportions, but they were a little too tame for the reference I was going for.
     
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    It isn't truly epic until you fart, go to light a match to eliminate the smell, then realize that an open flame might not be the best idea at that moment.
     
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    I had a pun in mind for this reply but it was terrible in all of the wrong ways.
     




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