Insane items

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    Dragon Level 19 (Enchanter) Exiles Beta Reader Citizen

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    For the balding hero comes

    The spiked wig

    This enchanted wig will change to match the color of any remaining natural hair and is especially suited for mimicking ponytails and long hair. The spiiked wig is designed to deal with hairpulling scum who thinks grabbing your glorious mane is fair play. Not only does the spiked wig detach then pulled hard, it also activates a number of one inch thorns and a smothering wine curse that allows the wig limited mobility as it spreads to cover as much surface area as possible.

    This enchanted item usually lacks the power to kill but is fully capable of entangling most of an arm before tightening like a vice with enough force that the thorns can penetrate leather armor.

    Single-charge trap and cosmetic item, uncommon
     
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    lol not bad, interesting indeed.
     
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    CodPiece of Vengeance - this Light Armoured Cloth Underwear with integral Reinforced Medium Armour Codpiece combo not only offers superior (and very discreet) Protection for you genitals helping to significantly reduce Damage, but also Reflects back 50% off any Damage back to whoever causes Damage to the Protected area and 150% of any sensation of Pain as well.
    It is also Self Cleaning & Odour Nullifying, extremely comfortable and also has a small concealed pocket for holding a small amount of emergency Coinage in case of Pickpockets or Robbery.
     
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    The showstone - enchanted armor attachment

    Do you find practical armor to be boring? Do you wish to show off your natural gifts, but find the risk of glaring gaps in cover too concerning? Do you have a busybody hanging over you concerned about having to send the message about your untimely demise to your family?

    Or are you just a practical sort who simply wishes for some horns on his helmet?


    Worry no more, the Showstone is here!!

    Come down to micheals cursed item store so we can take your measurements and craft the perfect Showstone for your needs, today!!

    50% OFF
    ON THE 31 OF FEBRUARY
     
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    Cursed (portable) Idol of Moustache, when it is activated it causes Random styles of Moustaches to Grow on every living being within a one Mile radius, Men, Women, Children, Dogs, Horses, Swine, Fish, Birds, ect, even on certain plants like Treants. Will last of a minimum of three months without Curse Removal for beings that can naturally grow Moustaches, usually less then a month for most other creatures.
     
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