LitRPG Drinking Game

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  1. John Ward

    John Ward Level 12 (Rogue) LitRPG Author Citizen Aspiring Writer

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    The rules are simple. Every time you encounter a book title with the word 'Online' in it, you have to do a shot. We'd all be under the table drunk after looking through Amazon's listings for 10 minutes.

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  2. Seagrim

    Seagrim Level 18 (Magician) LitRPG Author Citizen

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    Yeah, the genre might need to come up with different titles. Then again, it does signal to the Fan's that it is a LitRPG book, or, is being marketed as such.

    Also, I have an alcohol tolerance that would impress a dwarf.
     
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  3. John Ward

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    Somehow, this doesn't surprise me.
     
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    Im just waiting until we get the book ONLINE ONLINE perhaps Matthew James could consider it for his what is a litrpg book
     
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  5. John Ward

    John Ward Level 12 (Rogue) LitRPG Author Citizen Aspiring Writer

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    That is HILARIOUS. Someone should seriously write that book.
     
  6. CheshirePhoenix

    CheshirePhoenix Crazy Hermit on the Hill LitRPG Author Beta Reader Citizen Editor Aspiring Writer

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    Oh dear flying spaghetti Cthulhu. There are three levels of drinking game difficulty:
    1) this might get you buzzed
    2) you're gonna embarrass yourself and not remember it
    And 3) you're gonna wake up on dialysis. If you even wake up at all.

    This would be a fourth level. I just felt my liver cringe in anticipation of the smack down that may be later upon it.
     
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  7. Seagrim

    Seagrim Level 18 (Magician) LitRPG Author Citizen

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    The only problem with a high alcohol tolerance is, if you want to get a good buzz, you need to get serious about drinking. When it comes to beer, I'll drink a porter or a stout. Hard liquor is usually required and I don't make rum and coke unless I have a gallon jug of Captain Morgan 100.

    I have a hard time telling the difference between regular beer and soda.

    I figure the meanest thing I can do is be an organ donor. I pity the alcoholic who gets my liver.

    "DOC! You've cursed me! I can't get drunk!!!"
     
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    I usually end up with $200+ bar tabs when I go out drinking, so I don't generally bother drinking anymore. At least, not when I want to catch a buzz anyway. I do enjoy a cider with meals, and the occasional kolaweizen (German drink, about 50/50 coke and hefeweizen, got hooked on those when I was stationed in Germany) or rädler (lemonade and krystallweizen mix). If I go to a microbrewery though, it's just bad etiquette to not order a flight of house brew samples with the meal.

    What do the rest of y'all like to drink?
     
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    I'm already dead then...
     
  10. MrPotatoMan

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    So im interested to hear since high alcohol tolerance dosent mean theres less alcohol in you do you get hangovers more easily
     
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    I drink MILK, like REAL men. ::))
     
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    Just so long as I'm careful not to get dehydrated, I don't get a hangover.
     




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