YOUR COVER IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD11!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!~11! Insincere mockery, as requested! I'd offer genuine advice except everything I could say has already been brought up. And I'll second the "it's better than I could do" since I'm one of those guys who can't even draw a straight line with the aid of a ruler and graph paper. One thing though; don't worry about the title. If your title fits your book it's better than trying to change it just because someone else has something similar.
Dick joke you say? Cough... For any who do not know. Spotted dick is a desert in England.. Oh and they also have birds named "Great Tits"..........Ohhh England.. you so funnnnnnnnny! To make this even better ....They call women "Bird or birds" Singular and plural. So with that bit of knowledge .. You could hear someplace in Jolly old England someone say. Hey look at that Bird over there eating spotted dick. She has Great Tits on her. LMAO
"Imma go get the torch from my boot and burn a fag" has a completely different meaning in the U.K. than it does in the states.
you use the word "Fag" here in the states people tend to loose their minds.........Sigh Fag..= Smoke / Small stick Plural Faggots = Bundle of sticks.. Old English GOT to love it.
So now in this thread, we have a weiner, a dick, and now two spaceballs. I think we are all now officially the oldest twelve year olds on the planet.
