As one of the "retired and bloody happy gang" for me, work is a fading painful memory. However, having spent most of my working life in the UK National Health Service I can certainly empathise with that poor squirrel. Trust me, I know what it's like to be hung out, bare-arsed and with your balls in a vice!
I don't know how I missed the balls in the vise, oh gods...... I'm going to go take some painkillers in sympathy now
Painful for days like that my I recommend a magical girl transformation? I'll even through in the gender!