I didn't think anyone would notice. I mean, I buy bombs from this guy what, three times a week? Who would have thought that a bulk order would send him to the constabulary? There's no proof of what occurred at Darkstone Keep. I left everyone dea...I mean I hear no one survived anyway so why does he feel the need to open his mouth? http://www.theonion.com/article/video-game-shopkeeper-starting-get-suspicious-afte-56907
T.J. Maxx Recreates In-Store Shopping Experience With New Website That Randomly Scatters Products All Over The Place The onion made me laugh for once... I'd say the general look of the merchants clientelle should be more worrying than what they're buying. A man walks in wearing armor earned in the bowels of hell that radiate evil and asks for a teddy bear or a bomb, I'm thinking this guy is up to no good.
